How I Met Your Mother, Who Also Had a Slit-Throat Tattoo

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 12/31
Charged with: Petty theft, resisting officer without violence, trespassing after warning
Unless you're a Bone Thug or one of the Seven Dwarfs, there's no reason why you should get "Lazy" inked on your face. Also, who would get a tattoo of their neck being slit?

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Arrested: 12/30
Charged with: Cocaine possession with intent to deliver
Look at her neck. That's just magical.

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Arrested: 12/27
Charged with: Grand theft auto, cocaine possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, no valid driver's license
WHAT isn't yours, fucker? WHAT? For the love of God, move your bangs!

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Joe...
Joe...

haha you murdered it with the last two mugshots and comments

Eva Jordon
Eva Jordon

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Charles Felton
Charles Felton

Looking at these Miami Mug Shots make you realize the tru meaning of the saying "Except for the Grace of God, there goes I".

SEE YAA
SEE YAA

Are you sure the second pic. is a woman? Look's like a "tranny".

Steve7777777
Steve7777777

And horribly UGLY too!!!  My eyes still burn!

Sith Lord
Sith Lord

The last guy looks like Yoda with a really dark tan...

Gusi
Gusi

Third guy's tattoo says "Vive tu vida, yo vivo la mia cabron". you can translate it

RANTone
RANTone

not to be nit-picky, but the 'lazy' tat is nowhere near his neck...

Ddz
Ddz

also not to be nit picky but the article never said it was on his neck.. "his face"

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