How I Met Your Mother, Who Also Had a Slit-Throat Tattoo
Charged with: Petty theft, resisting officer without violence, trespassing after warning
Unless you're a Bone Thug or one of the Seven Dwarfs, there's no reason why you should get "Lazy" inked on your face. Also, who would get a tattoo of their neck being slit?
Charged with: Cocaine possession with intent to deliver
Look at her neck. That's just magical.
Charged with: Grand theft auto, cocaine possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, no valid driver's license
WHAT isn't yours, fucker? WHAT? For the love of God, move your bangs!