Mugshots Friday: Apocalypse Lady, Mischievous Lady, and Shrooms Lady

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.


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Arrested: 1/7 Charged with: Grand theft auto, possession of cannabis with intent to deliver, fleeing a police officer, using false ID after arrest, no valid drivers license Just in case that Mr. Bean-esque litany of bumbling criminal charges didn't convince you of his wisdom, this Fulbright scholar got the word tattooed on his Adam's apple.
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Arrested: 1/13 Charged with: Driving while license suspended (habitual), out of county warrant Upper boob tattoos: Making tramp stamps look classy since 2007.
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Arrested: 1/7 Charged with: Burglary of an occupied structure, aggravated assault on a police officer, possession of cannabis, resisting officer with violence, criminal mischief, aggravated assault, battery Ever notice that in apocalyptic movies like Waterworld or The Postman or any other Kevin Costner movie not about baseball, the women are still hot movie star types? In a true apocalypse, the women would look like this.


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Rondell
Rondell

New Times - you outdid yourselves again.  This was simply hilarious.  Remind me not to sip coffee when I read these so I don't splash my pc.

PhillipP
PhillipP

Since mug shots are non copyrightable public information there is nothing you can do about having yours shown online. Nothing. . Dont waste your time. Also the dude with the makeup has even stranger mug shots online.

Miamifreelegal
Miamifreelegal

You have a right to your reputation in spite of arrest/incarceration and may have a libel claim. If you are the subject of any of the arrests depicted in this article, please contact @miamifreelegal:twitter 

Starfox
Starfox

Ummm... does it really matter if it's a he or a she? HONESTLY??? *facepalm*

WowWow
WowWow

The third photo (Apocalypse Lady) is a DUDE, not a women. Look up the booking info!!! WOW...only in South Florida people, only in South Florida...

Wow
Wow

The third photo is a DUDE, not a women! Makes it even odder...

luldangs
luldangs

You have a massive uphill battle proving libel young buddy.

Caeser_Palache
Caeser_Palache

Ummmm, he/she is freaking trolling this website for potential clients.  If any of the people posted even touched this magazine, its not to read it.  It would be to use as either a blanket or TP.  And, for sure, not reading the comments.  I think they probably have bigger issues but I could be wrong. 

GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

I will testify in deposition that I agree with all of the people who said it would be silly to sue because your heavily made-up face was featured in Mugshots Friday.

Geo
Geo

You have the money to sue but not enough sense to stay out of jail? Yeah ok.

ὀλίγος
ὀλίγος

I was arrested and i could have showed up here if i had a facial tatto or some shit so fuck you. I would have been pissed and would have sued because i have the money to do so. They are people too and in this land that means they can sue just like you. 

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