Mugshots Friday: Apocalypse Lady, Mischievous Lady, and Shrooms Lady

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.


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Arrested: 1/7 Charged with: Grand theft auto, possession of cannabis with intent to deliver, fleeing a police officer, using false ID after arrest, no valid drivers license Just in case that Mr. Bean-esque litany of bumbling criminal charges didn't convince you of his wisdom, this Fulbright scholar got the word tattooed on his Adam's apple.
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Arrested: 1/13 Charged with: Driving while license suspended (habitual), out of county warrant Upper boob tattoos: Making tramp stamps look classy since 2007.
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Arrested: 1/7 Charged with: Burglary of an occupied structure, aggravated assault on a police officer, possession of cannabis, resisting officer with violence, criminal mischief, aggravated assault, battery Ever notice that in apocalyptic movies like Waterworld or The Postman or any other Kevin Costner movie not about baseball, the women are still hot movie star types? In a true apocalypse, the women would look like this.

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