Florida Woman's Fake Boobs Save Her From Being Stabbed To Death

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Sure, most women can thanks their enhanced bust lines for landing a man, cutting the line at a club, or getting inundated with cat calls, but only one can claim that her boob job literally saved her life.

An unidentified Florida woman was stabbed in through the chest, but her saline breast implant was able to keep the knife from reaching her heart.

Of course, this is Florida so even the stabbing itself happened under ridiculous circumstances. The 41-year-old woman was outside of her ex-fiance's Brevard County apartment when her ex's new girlfriend confronted her. The new chick then decided to pull out her pocket knife.

First she scratched the woman's car, and then started stabbing her in the chest.

"It happened so fast. I'm like, 'Put down the knife.' I look down, and I was covered in blood," the victim told WESH.

The woman had just got her implants three months ago, and there was enough saline in the implants to keep the blade away from her heart.

Though, the breast implant was ruptured as a result, and the saline soaked the victim.

"When you stab it, it gives a little. It probably gave and couldn't get through it, then it went through it and couldn't go through the back wall. She would have had a collapsed lung or (the knife would have) hit her heart," the woman's doctor, Frank Filiberto said.

So ladies, if anyone makes fun of you for having fake breasts, just tell them they're extra protection against crazy bitches with pocket knives.

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michael wind
michael wind

perhaps police in miami beach can get fake boobs for protection.

NewsDog
NewsDog

The real loser her is the guy.He got a hint of the old girlfriend's new boobs that he will never get to play with and his new, soon to be ex, girlfriend is going to be in jail.

James G. Camp
James G. Camp

"but her saline breast implant was able to keep the knife from reaching her heart." Maybe she doesn't have a heart ?

Waygup
Waygup

Sorry New Times but you're wrong on only one woman can claim life saving implants. Exotic dancer Dora Oberling of Tampa was saved from a bullet by her breast implant as well on Oct. 16, 1993 (Source:Associated Press)

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