King of Diamonds Strippers Tip Drill and Skrawberry Crashed MSNBC's Morning Joe Today

Categories: Flotsam, Politicks

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Joe Scarborough's political news show came to South Beach this morning, and was crashed by two of Miami's most badass strippers and a presumed beef magnate.

We're loyal fans of King of Diamonds' top dancer Tip Drill, who topped our prestigious list of the ten best strippers under forty. We're less familiar with Skrawberry, but now she's on our radar. Both strippers, along with a fellow named BurgerBillionz who was swigging a bottle of Moet, were at Jerry's Deli at around 6 a.m. when Morning Joe was filmed there.

As tweeted by MSNBC's Lauren Skowronski, Mr. Billionz and Tip Drill posed for a photo with Politico's Mike Allen. (Click to enlarge.)

So what were these classy ladies up to before and after this foray into politics and broadcasting? Well, at 2 am, Skrawberry tweeted:

I like my men like a Porsche... Nice and black w/ a dick like a horse.

Around 7, Tip Drill wrote:

Aye me @BURGERBILLIONZ and @skraw_berry was on good morning America...n the producers loved and we famous!!!

Ah, close enough. An hour later, she updated the world as to her activities:

Fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time

Truly, she's our new favorite political correspondent. Same night:

Liv be having all the fine Mexican groupies ....n I would fuck them a with a nine inch dildo

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Sshar21
Sshar21

they all do, sex business is the sex business.  Miami is a meca of all kinda different people, my fave model chic tho, hands down is marcy diamond. she got plenti booty vids on youtube and her junk is realz.  i am a female and i adore her.  @marcydiamond check her. 

Clbailey514
Clbailey514

I was at Jerry's Deli while they were there, briefly. My husband said they look like skanks and wouldn't let either of them even spit on his dick. They were not welcome and looked ridiculous. Everyone was laughing at them not with them. Disgusting!

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JuanDumPuta
JuanDumPuta

I wan to fuck Mika Brzezinski in the pooper while she tries to slip a word in edgewise to Scarborough's Faire Haired small government conservative ears! 

Cane
Cane

Hardly any Mexicans at LIV.  Maybe at a hole in the wall in Florida City.  She is dumb and uninformed about the real Miami.  You can thank reality shows and their viewers for trash like this.  Before you call me a hypocrite; I only like educated strippers.

PollDancer
PollDancer

Great, these 3 idiots representing Miami.  Better than Newt or Rick Scott I guess!

It should be noted that a 'strawberry' is someone who exchanges sexual services for drugs.

Gabrielle 28
Gabrielle 28

Your dear hubby only said that to make you feel good. And I have never seen skrawberry or tip drill look like skanks. And look at all the other crazy shit people wear on south beach!

Kodstrippa
Kodstrippa

such a hater your husband would fuck tip drill she bad as fuck but then again would tip drill fuck your hubby??? bxtch get your miney up and stop hating #groupie

Romilda81
Romilda81

Hell yea why was your husband even thinking of that

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