Mario Chalmers Has a Daughter Named "Queen Elizabeth"

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You thought the name "Blue Ivy" was a bit strange? Turns out that Miami Heat guard has a daughter who goes by the quite regal name of "Queen Elizabeth." She's twenty-months-old now, but Heat fans didn't get the birth announcement because Chalmers was only recently found to be the girl's father. 

According to Jose Lambiet at Gossip Extra, Chalmer recently agreed to pay Queen Elizabeth's mother  $2,600-a-month in child support. The Queen's mother, whose name is probably not Anne Boleyn, is apparently a student who was only pulling in $800-a-month. That's not the kind of money to be raising a Queen on. 

She'll also be receiving $12,800 in back paid child support. 

Chalmers meanwhile makes about $61k a month according to Lambiet, and shells out $1,500 monthly for a chef and $2,000 for a bodyguard.  

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Victoria
Victoria

@paulyG shut the fuck up! I'm a woman and mother and to read you talk such shit about a race and a human being is ridiculous. You obviously aren't about shit! Since you're here judging people you're probably a short, lil d****d internet porn junkie who's bitter cuz he can't get any without paying for it! You're fucking lame!

Victoria
Victoria

That's just disgusting! I hope she learns something about adding and subtracting in college because that doesn't add up.

D.Smithee
D.Smithee

$2,600 a month? Someone got screwed. I mean screwed again.

YouKnow
YouKnow

The salary for a bodyguard is only $24k a year? Good thing I changed my major in college!

KD
KD

Mario just take care of your baby girl. Forget the other non sense being posted. 

GothamExtremist
GothamExtremist

61k a month..... Hmmmm...... that's about 23 times LESS than what dwade, bosh, james makes....... for doing about the same amount of work. How does that feel mario?

PaulyG
PaulyG

Typical nigger.

And what the fuck would that guy need a fucking bodyguard for? No one knows who the fuck you are outside of Kansas.

D.Smithee
D.Smithee

Don't worry--I took care of flagging this post.

Bsg3003
Bsg3003

I'm pretty sure every one knows who Mario Chalmers is... He's the starting point for a really good basketball team sooo...

The main question is who the fuck are you? No one cares about your opinion fuck face, don't be mad that this ”nigger” got more money than you, got more bitches than you, and got more fame than you. I bet that it you were in public you would never even think about calling some one a nigga, but since you an internet pussy, you want to act like you are some sort of tough guy.,

Jackson
Jackson

Don't get mad because that "nigger"...as you put it makes more money in one month as you & you sorry ass cracker family makes in a year...

Biteme
Biteme

Typical greaseball wop

No one knows who the fuck you are because we can't see through the greasy sheen that leaks from your pores.

PaulyG
PaulyG

Oh please don't flag my post!!!

PaulyG
PaulyG

Who am I? Someone more important than you and better than you. That's who. Secondly, why would I be mad at him? I make plenty of money and hook up with plenty of chicks and I give a fuck about fame. Oh and I can hook up with chicks without needing to be famous, unlike this ugly nigger. So, what is your point, buddy?

Ok, if you say so. I have said that in the street. What the fuck is the big deal? What's to be scared of, asshole?

PaulyG
PaulyG

In an entire month? Not even close. My entire family? Not even remotely close. We are all successful. But if that makes you feel better, ok.

Regardless, I really don't understand your point. What does that prove? And why would I be mad? Coon dog.

PaulyG
PaulyG

I'm not Italian but ok.

Oh and even if I was, it's 50 billion times better than being a filthy nigger.

PaulyG
PaulyG

I'd like to see you try and hand me those repercussions, my friend.

ede1005
ede1005

ahhhh, don't you love the internet? the only place where people can say what they truly feel without the repercussions off being KO'd on the spot for being dangerously ignorant. 

PaulyG, grow up. There are enough bigots on the internet, please spare the rest of us of your trolling. 

What I'm not going to do is end this response with a childish personal insult, because obviously that would be childish, and I am not a child. I assume you are not either.

PaulyG
PaulyG

It's cute that you think that anybody gives a fuck about what you do or do not believe.

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

I tottally believe you aren your family are a big success.  Often in the trailer park the most racist family is the most successful.   I'm sure you get the finest pick of your cousins to marry since you are king racist and already make over $9 an hour at Walmart. 

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