Someone Finally Made a 'Shit Miami Girls Say' Video

Someone Finally Made a "Shit Miami Girls Say" Video

By Kyle Munzenrieder Thu., Jan. 26 2012 at 12:14 PM

Click here to read Cultist's interview with "Shit Miami Girls Say" co-star Michelle Sicars.

Miami may pride itself as a trendy city, but we sure do take a long, long time catching up on Internet trends. Finally, more than a month after the initial "Shit Girls Say" video dropped and then caused a ridiculous tidal wave of parodies and imitators, someone has gotten around to putting together a "Shit Miami Girls Say."

OK, technically it's "Shit Miami Girls Say ...and guys." Here it is:

A few of our favorite lines:

"I just got my boobs done."
"He just got a boat."
"I'm just gonna go to FIU."
"Bro, we're getting bottles, bro."

Somehow they left out, "Don't worry, my friend Manny says he knows someone who can totally get us in. We're, like, on the list."

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sue

awww love this video, i had a perfect accent until i moved to miami lol

Karenhelengarcia

Funny and accurate. I am 40, born and raised in Miami.

Fit_life01

The video was flat out funny but if you dont live in Miami you will never get it. They might have had a slight accent but with all that aside wether your born in Miami or have come from another country this is the way girls sound in Miami, its just like the accent you hear from people of New York or Chicago. Miami has its own thing going on and it must be right when all the superstars are rushing in to live here and get a piece of our action.

SEE YAA

Lol. I liked it.

This was hilarious

Title should be, "Shit Kendall Girls Say," or "Shit Hialeah Girls Say."

Drake Mallard

The IQ and life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the opposite direction.

Melissa

How Miami *white girls sound. Fixed it for you, boo.

Shawn Hagood

Or about the fact that none of my Miami friends know about any other city in South Florida. Miami: "Where you stay at?" Me: "Boynton Beach." Miami: "omg that sounds far, where is that?" Miami: "Where's your show?" Me: "Delray" Miami: "Omg, where is that?" Miami: "Where's your show?" Me: "North Miami" Miami: "Omg where is that?"

Kai Jacobs1

Ay, super funny, bro.

Tucker

While this video is accurate, this meme needs to die.

Junior

Just off the top of my head they left out two that you hear all the time here in MIA "Daale, & Que Bolaa sere"

nat37

Don´t forget "Not for nothing but..."

nat37

They also left out "Not for nothing but..." haha

peteypop

I always thought that was a New York/New Jersey line

Jon2908

stupid... very stupid.

Oceansunrises

Oh Lord. That's not what Miami girls say its what people who have English as their 2nd language say. I for one dont understand why Salmon is pronounced samin. Its got to be so hard to learn English as 2nd language when so much isn't pronounced the way its spelled like it SHOULD be :P

Yaderin

Sorry you live a secluded life. That was exactly how most Miami girls talk.

Alina Perdomo Ramirez

That is exactly what TONS of Miami girls sound like...and we're talking girls who were born here, not as you say, people who learned English as a second language.

Illiterati

Girls that are born in Miami do learn English as a second language. lol

Jrodsa

I'm sorry but that is spot on how Miami girls sound...I went to high school with about 500 girls that sound like the brunette and another 500 girls that sound like the blond...It's hilarious and as a Miami girls...I admit to someone those stereotypes. It is what it is and every city has there " Shit they say"..so calm down.

Nate

Whoever wrote this article needs to become a free agent and get down to Jerry Springer where he/she can present "Hot Babes with Shit For Brains Doing Guys with Brains Made of Shit". And how about that grasp of language! Holy SHIT! is right it MUST BE South Miami.