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Florida Man Arrested for Masturbating at the Beach and Making Animal Sounds

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What ultimately sets man apart from the rest of the animal kingdom is our ability to attract mates in ways others than hooting, hollering and making other loud noises. We have highly evolved strategies like pick up lines, paying for drinks, and buying fancy cars and clothes to impress women.

Apparently no one clued in Miguel Angel Rivera Flores to all of that. He's been taking his pick-up strategies from the zoo, and was arrested for making animal noises to try to attract woman while he was publicly masturbating at a Bonita Spring Beach.

Lee County Deputies had received multiple reports of a man reportedly trying to lure woman and children to him by making animal noises. Once he got their attention he whipped out his animalhood and begin masturbating.

Flores had reportedly even been hiding in bushes and sneaking around outside public beach showers while making the noises.

Deputies finally caught the man when they got a tip that he was hiding behind a foreclosed home in the area.

Flores now faces prowling charges, but could face more legal trouble as according to the Naples Daily News he is an illegal immigrant.

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Ericsullivan
Ericsullivan

Florida seems to have more than its share of nut jobs...Is it always like this.  Other places have hold-ups and Mugging but Miami has people naked and wanking and chewing people's face s off!!

Badtastic
Badtastic

I would LOVE to hear the thought process that led him to make these decisions.

Bruce Edmund Carroll
Bruce Edmund Carroll

What the fuck is wrong with this pig virus? First mistake was crossing the border illegally, the second mistake was being at a public beach, the third mistake was making animal sounds, the fourth mistake was being a pervert around women and children in public and his final mistake was hiding in a house that he does not own and broke in. Dumbasses like him give the hardworking and honest immiagrants a bad name.

James Milland
James Milland

My guess as to what led him to do this would be meth, crack or some other form of speed...

Pawnmasta
Pawnmasta

 He does help make the case for enforcement of our immigration laws.  Betcha he has done the same or similar wherever he is from originally and if we had a working viable border security system in place and a government (BOTH parties) that actually cared about our security he certainly would not have been allowed to come here LEGALLY and would have been prevented from doing so illegally.

proud american
proud american

Ok the man hides in bushes and masturbates ....no american citizen would do that right? The fact the writer mentions this guy is an immigrant shows hes just trying to rouse all of you flag waving ignorant trolls. It has nothing to do with the fact he commited a crime which if you actually looked into is most commonly commited by white middle aged closet homosexuals. Maybe you people guys dont understand your own laws or the way your government works but im sure entered the country legally and just over stayed his visa as most "illegal immigrants do. The fact most americans dont have the education or capacity to understand the laws and the reasons why the are enacted just goes to show you why our country is falling apart. Take a minute to stop hating everything different and start looking at yourselves. Immigrants didnt fuck up this country, we did.

patrick o'loughlin
patrick o'loughlin

do you personally know this geezer then, i understand your sympathy but come on, but do not try to come at all in public. 

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