Mugshots Friday: He's Sexy and He Knows It

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 2/11
Charged with: Criminal mischief, resisting officer without violence, disorderly intoxication, breach of the peace
Clearly, this is the lost third member of LMFAO.

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Arrested: 2/9
Charged with: Battery
This guy's "baseball face" makes me want it to be April already. I want to watch games on TV with this guy and tell him that Roy Halladay is our generation's Sandy Koufax, and then he hits me on the head with his cane.

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Arrested: 2/10
Charged with: Cocaine possession with intent to deliver
We're gonna guess he was listening to Kraftwerk before he lost his Discman, and that his nickname's Lazer.

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bigken79
bigken79

Hey Gus, after all these Mugshots Fridays I finally saw someone I recognize. The Prowler!!!

GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

Did she out-drag-race you off a cliff?

bigken79
bigken79

She beat me arm wrestling for the tab @ Duffy's in NMB.

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