Mugshots Friday: Hugh Hefner of the Streets and the Animal Cruelty Of A Ponytail

​​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

​Arrested: 2/6
Charged with: Out-of-state warrant
This guy is best friend material.

​Arrested: 2/7
Charged with: Drinking alcoholic beverages in public, disorderly intoxication
So does he have to turn those necklaces in to the property dude at the jail before going into a cell? And when he gets them back tomorrow when he's sober, will they seem ironic? Is that the proper use of the word "irony"? Many questions on this one.

​Arrested: 3/6
Charged with: Unknown
We hope that rousing dudes from their beds and arresting them with no charges doesn't become a thing. Mugshots Friday will suffer if it's just a bunch of guys looking drowsy in their bathrobes.