Tip Drill Has Jaw Wired Shut, Plans to Retire From the Pole

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The saga of Tip Drill, the King of Diamonds uber-stripper injured in a nasty stage fall, has taken a bittersweet turn. As she's chronicled on her Twitter feed, surgery to repair facial injuries went well. But when she's finally recovered, she says, she's walking away from the pole for good.

After getting the scoop from her best friend Skrawberry last week, we sent Tip Drill a slightly pathetic Tweet asking for an email interview but didn't get a reply. Luckily, Miami's best pole dancer/political pundit/rapper keeps her cyber-followers appraised with minute-to-minute updates.

An admirably upbeat Tip Drill says that she underwent successful surgery to repair a broken jaw and fractured cheekbones, and will have her jaw wired shut for six weeks. The important stuff: Tip Drill apparently does not plan on stripping again: We are picturing an echo-y press conference at King of Diamonds, where she announces that today, she considers herself the luckiest exotic dancer on the face of the earth.

Meanwhile, King of Diamonds stripper wrangler Disco Rick-- who is one of Riptide's favorite people-- was adorning dancers with "We ♥ Tip Drill" T-shirts. In Orlando, he worked to bring some strippers to the NBA All-Star festivities, announcing on his own Twitter feed:
Today @Disney Universal Studios I will take a pic with all the Disney characters with a KOD 'I LOVE TIPDRIL' t-shirt.
We hope to God that happened.

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8 comments
choooch
choooch

eeeeeeeeeeesssshh- she is fugly! lmao.. looks like people making it rain with rocks.

Ugly MF
Ugly MF

The photo is of a dude, right?

Please tell me it's a dude 'cause that is one ugly mf.

Butt ugly
Butt ugly

That is a face that could make a mother cry. Fugly. That can't be a successful stripper?

daddydick
daddydick

That bitch is fucking ugly, I would not pay her acrobatic ass a single fucking dollar. ol kanye west through-the-wire ass hoe.

Ouch
Ouch

True that.

Sepa
Sepa

Y'all fuck niggas stop hatin , that can dance ,and that bitch made kod

Bliss
Bliss

shut da fuck up...u son of ah bitch!!god dnt like ugly wit ya wicked ass!!

Elpingu
Elpingu

good one retard. Daddydick dont get laid.

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