Flotsam

Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

By Kyle Munzenrieder Tue., Feb. 14 2012 at 1:01 PM
Categories: Flotsam
valcards200.jpg
​Love is in the air. It's Valentine's day after all, and Riptide has asked some of our favorite cast of characters to devote their love to you in the form of hastily Photoshopped Valentine's Day cards. Pass 'em on to your sweeties tonight.




valscot.jpg
​Rick Scott's gonna need you to pass a drug test this V-Day.

valbill.jpg
​Billy the Marlin isn't even talking about the bill for his new stadium.

val2liv.jpg
2 Live Crew might even be able to feel emotions other than horny today.


Tags:

2 Live Crew, Allen West, Billy the Marlin, Rick Scott, Valentine's Day
Email to Friend
Print Article

We Recommend

My Voice Nation Help
1 comments
  Livefyre
Sort: Newest | Oldest
Daniel
Daniel

nevin shapiro - imperissible?  maybe impermissible?

VOICE Daily Deals

From the Vault

 

Slideshows»

Retail

More >>
©2013 Miami New Times, LLC, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places Miami

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city