Mugshots Friday: The Scariest Dude To Ever Get Arrested For Sea Oat-Related Crime
Charged with: Unlawful harvest of sea oats/grapes
What? The man has a neck shaped like a tree trunk and covered in tattoos and his crime is harvesting sea oats? Is this some sort of cosmic joke?
Charged with: Possession of cannabis, resisting an officer without violence
This is exactly why marijuana needs to be legalized. Look at this chick. She has an adorable My Little Pony face. Is this really who we want to criminalize and throw into jail with the scary sea-oats goon?
Charged with: Habitual driving with license suspended
Not especially original, but classic. Give this guy a lifetime achievement award or something.