Mugshots Friday: Badasser Chicks and Bearder Dudes

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/6
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
Clearly, we must start with backwards-shirt dude.

Arrested: 3/1
Charged with: Bench warrant
If our knowledge of '90s movies serves us correctly, this hacker's name is either Cereal Killer or Acid Burn and he's battling an evil computer genius using 1s and 0s.

Arrested: 3/3
Charged with: Battery
Well sir, we find your mugshot a bit derivative of that guy who got arrested in the middle of a haircut, but we're not above running bootleg versions here.

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Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

 backwards-shirt dude

You can not seriously be thinking about banging this old lady!

Vasty Gonzalez
Vasty Gonzalez

This is toooo funny.  I needed some comic relief today. 

Gmao at work
Gmao at work

Omg, who makes the captions? You guys are hilarious!

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