Florida Man Headlocks His Mom Because She Used His Taco Sauce

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That's Christopher on the left and Lisa on the right, FYI.
Good Mexican-food God, what is it with Floridians, weird crime and tacos?

Christopher Phillips, 23 of Manatee County, found out that his mother had used some of his taco sauce. Naturally, he got so angry he decided to put her in a headlock. Then his girlfriend got involved. It was not a salsa fiesta.

According to the Smoking Gun, the incident happened on Monday afternoon. Christopher shares a home with his mother, and found out that his mama, Rebecca Phillips, had used his taco and salsa sauce on her dinner. Things got more heated than the most spicy salsa.

Christopher got up in his moms face while screaming and yelling. Rebecca pushed him back, that's when Christopher decided to put his mom in a headlock. In the process he broke her glasses and caused pain to her neck.

Rebecca managed to break free, but Christopher wasn't done. He went into his room and got his live in girlfriend, Lisa Tyre, 27.

Lisa, ever a classy lady, decided to get in on the action too. She started yelling at Rebecca, and then slapped her across the face four times. She took two slaps to both cheeks. The slaps caused a cut in Rebecca's mouth.

She asked her son for her own car keys, but he refused to return them. So she walked all the way to her husband's place of work before calling the police.

Both Christopher and Lisa were arrested on misdemeanor domestic battery charges.

No word on whether Mama decided to eat the rest of the taco sauce with a spoon while the pair was in jail out of spite. Sure, it might have stung the cut in her mouth, but true aficionados know taco sauce and salsa are dishes best eaten out of spite.

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Baallux
Baallux

Mama deserved it..thats what she gets for raising a useless skid mark and then releasing it out into society. Too bad he didnt kill the bitch then maybe he and his buffallo would get the needle or the chair as is appropriate for this kind of trash.

Baallux
Baallux

Er umm..Buffalo...Admitting that you are a horrible speller is the first step to recovery right?

April Wendt
April Wendt

Seriously?  Over taco sauce??  I wonder how many times, as a child, or even now, he ate what was hers...considering she raised and paid for his food, it was ALL hers...Also, and I am assuming and very well could be wrong...but I doubt it, he lives with HER, free loading on rent and utilities, she can eat what she damn well pleases.

justvisiting
justvisiting

What are they both doing living with his mother.  She should kick his lazy hillbilly butt out of the house and let him come up with his own money to buy his stinking hot sauce.  

FreddGSanford
FreddGSanford

Touching my taco sauce without permission earns you the "Atomic Drop"!

Babymoneymac
Babymoneymac

I onow i got treated like shit at the police station for traffic violations. Im hoping thr police let these losers have it. Young monty burns and his whale of a corpse bride are well above the age they shouldve moved out, what possibly makes them feel they have to smack the hand that feeds. Salsa isnt a blood diamond.

Rachel Nelson
Rachel Nelson

lmfao how fking sad all over nasty ass taco sauce and could never hurt my mom how sad that some ppl could do that to the woman who brought ur sry ass into the world and let u live with them as adults with ur sry ass lovers :(

TheMan
TheMan

Is the parents own fault, really.  That mom has most likely been letting her son treat her like that his whole life.  These trailer trash families are one viscous circle of wasted life.

I knew, at a very, very early age, not to disrespect my mother or I'd get an ass-kicking of a lifetime.

jumbybird
jumbybird

Can't you hear "Dueling Banjos" playing in the background?

Aupoivre
Aupoivre

Hurley looks clean cut with the beard shaved.

Neo Leo Poe
Neo Leo Poe

I must be high on that bottle of taco sauce I drank awhile ago; cause these two people are the ugliest 'things' I've seen in a long while!

BooKat
BooKat

I would have bet the plump one on the right was the dude. You sure the lefty isn't just a rough looking chick?

guest
guest

really thats a dude? i thought that was a chick! lol

Daniel
Daniel

What the hell is "taco sauce"?

Jimjones
Jimjones

A really bland, watery substitute for real hot sauce.

zongzeee4
zongzeee4

lol, OK now here is a dude that needs a very serious beat down!Total-Privacy dot US

122112
122112

Well Yeah, I mean he prob already gave mom two black eyes, what else ya gonna do if'n she ain't gonna listen.  :)

Valhallasummons
Valhallasummons

Wow...those 2 look like winners. Thanks for pointing out which one is Chris bc they both look like they could go male or female.

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