Gay Porn Filmed On Public Bus Route; Miami-Dade Transit Isn't Pleased

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If you're a non-horny commuter who uses the Dade County Route 73 bus, please drop us a line. We're starting to think the only people taking public transportation from Kendall to Miami Lakes are buff, shaved dudes who don't see any problem with trading a litany of carnal favors for a $2 bus ride.

The auteurs behind Miami porn company Bang Bros -- who made their name filming men in vans purportedly picked up "innocent" women from sidewalks, and then sweet-talking them into filmed fornication on the road -- seem to have turned to public transit for their newest series. A reader recently sent us a link to the web series called "Project City Bus," which which will either horrify or titillate you depending on whether you're a fan of Rick Santorum or ... santorum. And Miami-Dade Transit is less than thrilled to see their bus routes in such scandalous settings. 

Here's the common plot of the films therein, which we've gleaned courtesy of a 2-day trial for $4.95. Man rides bus. Other man films and narrates. Bus picks up hot dude at bus stop. Hot dude helps himself to some bills from narrator's wallet. Man rides man.

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The website is registered to a company called GRHK, LLC. Florida corporations records tell us that outfit, founded in 2009, is registered by the same fellow -- accountant Jeffrey Greenberg -- and at the same address, 820 Arthur Godfrey Road, as Bang Productions. When we called GRHK's headquarters, we were told to email our questions to "Jordan at Bang Bros." Jordan never got back to us.

So are these man-on-man encounters actually happening on Miami buses? To find out, we studied the videos for more clues.

In one film, called "True Power Bottom," there was an older fellow with a folding shopping cart in the background. His face was blurred and he suddenly disappeared from the shot about midway through the foreplay. Besides that cameo, we're sorry to say these videos are most certainly staged with porn stars. We counted about three different buses used. On one of them, what looked like a bill of sale was evident on a window. And at least one film clearly showed the bus picking up a hunk at a 73 bus stop, which travels from Dadeland South Metrorail Station to Northwest 186 Street in Miami Lakes.

We sent some safe-for-work stills from the videos to Miami-Dade Transit spokesperson Karla Damian, who responded that the buses weren't county property: "Subject-matter experts looked at the interior shots of the bus you sent via email and determined that based on various aspects of the bus interiors, this is not an MDT bus."

Shockingly, GRHK has not gotten permits from Miami-Dade County to film at the bus stops. "Therefore," Damian laments, "the video filmed at a Miami-Dade Transit bus stop was done without the express written consent of the appropriate permitting officials within Miami-Dade Transit."

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edjoice
edjoice

No illegal works should be allows in public transit system for the better public transportation. Any unusual incidents or abusing incidents needs to be restricted and prohibited in public transit or bus transit system to maintain the public transportation quite safe and secure. http://www.pegasustransit.com/charter.html

Bjezus
Bjezus

Another reason why I don't ride county transit-  noone has investigated this enough.  On my own, and purely for investigative purposes, I viewed hours of the website projectcitybus.com and saw at least 3 different buses, one of which was a full size bus having the configuration of a county bus.  Also one has a fare box in front just like the MD county fare box.  Yesella Llort herself needs to personally investigate this, reviewing the videos before the feds find it themselves, causing another embarrasing mess for Miami-Dade Transit

BadDude
BadDude

mmm in this day anybody does anything for money. I'm not gay and never will be, I like women and don't mind having two ladies.

Jimjones
Jimjones

"So are these man-on-man encounters actually happening on Miami buses? To find out, we studied the videos for more clues."

Sure you did, Gus.  For "clues".

Reminds me of the South Park episode with the Hardy Boys.

freckles
freckles

all i got to say is wow!!

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

 That guy's queerer than the blazes. He took his clothes off. Let's get goin'. He's queer, he's crazy, he put a hit on me and took his clothes off.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

 I told him, "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit, man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes, you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right- do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women together?" He said, "Naw, I watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "OK, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself." RON WHITE

Reginald Tookes
Reginald Tookes

Unless that was shot 15 years ago this picture was taken inside of a 1980 GMC RTS II which Miami- Dade retired long time ago!!

Dannytwo
Dannytwo

Doesn't the airport use older model buses as employee shuttles? Maybe they used a bus from the airport fleet?

Christopher Daemon
Christopher Daemon

More likely, they just purchased a couple of old buses at auction or however, and used them as sets. These are undeniably staged, and I doubt any company with the revenue stream of Bang Bros is going to risk filming on an actual city bus. Filming a pick up shot on the street is one thing, which they may have done without a permit, but they aren't going to risk the fines and criminal penalties if they got caught filming porn on a city bus.

Bjezus
Bjezus

all they need to do is lease a bus from Miami-Dade county, no questions asked.

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