Mugshots Friday: Funny Looking Fellows In Tanktops and Inexplicable Tattoos

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/14
Charged with: Misuse of 911
HOLYSHITBEARD. The man's underarms have beards.

Arrested: 3/14
Charged with: Sexual battery on a minor
Hmm, this guy's face and general demeanor is not going to help him in trial.

Arrested: 3/8
Charged with: Petty theft
Wait, are we sure we want this to be a thing now? Mobutu hair?

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