Mugshots Friday

Mugshots Friday: Teardrop Tattoos and a Neck Brace

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Fri., Mar. 23 2012 at 9:00 AM
Categories: Mugshots Friday
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​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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​Arrested: 3/21
Charged with: Trespassing, possession of cocaine
Either this guy got a bump off before he was arrested, or somebody just told him Blossom died.

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​Arrested: 3/20
Charged with: Leaving scene of crash
We've learned something today: Tattooed teardrops usually make you look badass, but if you have a neck brace on, they just make you look... sad.

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​Arrested: 3/21
Charged with: Petty theft
Is this dude wearing a toupee, or is his head where toupees are grown?

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Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

Arrested: 3/20

Charged with: Resisting officer, disorderly conduct, battery on a police officer

Hey, cheer up-- at least you're the hottttttt chick on Mugshots Friday. No, not helping?

 What happened to airplane attendants being cute? What the hell

happened to that? Them girls were so ugly they would make Ray

Charles flinch.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

Arrested: 3/21

Charged with: Petty theft

Is this dude wearing a toupee, or is his head where toupees are grown?

I don't play with myself. I was cleaning it once and it went off.

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