Ultra Music Festival: Here's a Girl Having a Full-Blown Romance With a Tree, UPDATED With Bonus Naked Dude

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There are so many beautiful moments in this YouTube video of a girl making out with and humping a tree at Ultra Music Festival. Our favorite comes at the 1:40 mark, when she sassily slaps it and tells it to shut up before hurling her body at the tree. What did the tree say, girl?

And tree, cherish this moment. That girl is way out of your league.



Update: To further your study of the effects of drug use on Ultra revelers, is a video of a casual naked dude getting arrested (thanks to reader Daniel for the tip):



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Leighann Maree
Leighann Maree

it says removed by user, any other site who has it?

Payton_vege
Payton_vege

Amazing write-up! This could aid plenty of people find out more about this particular issue. Are you keen to integrate video clips coupled with these? It would absolutely help out. Your conclusion was spot on and thanks to you; I probably won’t have to describe everything to my pals. I can simply direct them here!

Shannon
Shannon

nothing wrong with a tree hugger. that is prob the most love that tree ever got! :)

Shannon
Shannon

Its gotta suck when the whole world thinks u had a fling w a tree at Ultra. The girl could have been 100% sober and just fuking w everyone too. 

alejandro35
alejandro35

I'm obsessed with palmtrees too, maybe that's why I live in Miami hahaha and the guy getting arrested and put in the ground for being naked? That's lame... there's nothing wrong with nudity....

John
John

The Tree thing She was acting the Song in the back ground.  Similar to the "Tree Lover" from the Movie Super Star!. 

A3 Camp
A3 Camp

this is really disgusting that miami new times has posted something so exploitative of this young girl

European
European

Why was naked dude arrested? He isn't actually doing any harm to anyone.

HurricaneDavid90
HurricaneDavid90

WTF kind of beverages, and "party favours" are they "serving" there, anyway? I am on my waaay! LMGAO! Enjoy, everyone! Live, Love, Liberate!

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

I did not take any acid, remember?

she been trying to climb through that trash can for 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure she's on acid.

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

Pretty sure this was make-up sex from their earlier fight; she caught him pollenating with a bush.

Blackpanther
Blackpanther

She didn't even suck his trunk. What a tease. 

lolwut
lolwut

oh sh*t you're right! She is acting out the song. Performance art :-)

TheStroker
TheStroker

Who cares.  This dumb girl wants to act like a whore, she should be treated as one.

Djjordan
Djjordan

there are plenty of offenses you can commit that do not harm other ppl that will still land you in jail. exposing your penis is one of them

Randomclaim02
Randomclaim02

because who the fuck wants to see some naked guy walking around imagine if you were walking with your daughter and saw that , theres a time and a place for everything 

Okclimb
Okclimb

 Because Americans are stupid and too uptight.  If he was in San Francisco or the surrounding area he would have just been told to put on clothes, or the cops would have just said 'hi" to him to see if he was acting crazy or not and if not, they would have let him go on his way as he was.  As an American, I'm at least glad I live in one of the more sane parts of the US where this wouldn't happen.  But its very rare, and what happened to this guy is the norm.  But if it was a girl, she would have just been asked by the police to put her clothes back on before going directly to arresting.  The biased is stupid here.  The guy videotaping is a perfect example, he's acting like there is something wrong with it and videotapes it because the guy is "breaking the law", which ironically he ends up breaking a much much bigger law by video taping a police officer making an arrest! (another stupid American law!)

Vinyl Dreams
Vinyl Dreams

Actually, after watching the video, it looks like drugs are REALLY, REALLY GOOD.

lolwut
lolwut

As someone posted downthread she is actually acting out the song and a scene from a movie. She's wasted but she is not THAT wasted. She was just playing.. it happens.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

Dafuq
Dafuq

I doubt you would be walking out of Ultra with your daughter though...

European
European

Why would daughter change anything? Nudity is not infectious or harmful. In Europe kids see full public nudity and they don't even remotely care.

Mariana Cordoba
Mariana Cordoba

I agree with OKclimb, the guy videotaping this is an idiot. I liked seeing the nude guy, if I saw him I'd probably walk up to him and ask him if I could slap his butt lol 

Djjordan
Djjordan

why are you acting as if you know what the laws are? clearly you don't. first off, only 3 states have laws against video taping an arrest. florida is not one of them. so no, there is no "big law" prohibiting the video taping of an arrest. so its not a "stupid american law."  you might be a stupid american, though. if a girl had her vagina out it would be an arrest-able offense. every state has indecent exposure laws for both men and women. so you are wrong there. running around topless is not illegal, but if you reproductive organs are exposed - that is the illegal part. 

Licit
Licit

Actually it is legal in Florida to be naked in public as long as one is not doing anything lewd or lascivious. Bet he was out as soon as he came down. They probably did not book him. The girl? Somewhere a father is in shock.

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