Mugshots Friday: Blowed-Up Dude and the Ridiculously Photogenic Mugshot

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/19
Charged with: Aggravated battery, resisting officer without violence
I know this lady is charged with beating somebody up bad, but how nice is her face? Don't you want to just keep her in your pocket and take her out on gloomy days to cheer you up?

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Arrested: 4/16
Charged with: Battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting officer with violence
Product placement! Hooters, we expect a gift certificate for free Boobcakes, or whatever it is you sell.

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Arrested: 4/14
Charged with: Aggravated battery on a person 65 or older
When toga parties go wrong...

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Bridget Doyle
Bridget Doyle

That last guy also kinda looks like Tim Robbins, circa that Arlington Road movie with Joan Cusack and Jeff Bridges. Who was batshit psycho in that movie...Yeah, that was obscure...doesn't make it not right.

SEE YAA
SEE YAA

It's Kiefer...not Keefer.

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