Florida Woman Offers Sex in Exchange for Two McDonald's Dollar Menu Cheeseburgers

Categories: WTF Florida
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We're not sure that sex with a prostitute whose fee is two cheeseburgers would actually be worth it. In fact, maybe just eating the cheeseburgers ourselves would be a better use of our resources. How good could it be for two cheap burgers? We'll never know though, because the cheeseburger bugger is behind bars. Yes, Christine Faith Baker, a 47-year-old resident of Manatee County, Florida, has been arrested for offering sex in exchange for McDonald's.

Baker was working the streets last Friday when she was approached by an undercover detective. Baker got into his car and the two quickly got down to business.

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According to the Bradenton Herald, Baker said that the fee for her sexual services would be two cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's. We should point out though that we're talking about double cheeseburgers. Those are one penny more than the regular cheeseburgers. Baker is apparently a hard negotiator.

The detective complied, and the pair went through the drive through. Afterward, though, Baker strongly suggested she would also like a $40 tip. Woah, OK, girl at least redeemed her dignity. Kind of. We mean, she could buy herself 40 more cheeseburgers with that.

She instructed the detective to drive to a vacant lot so he could get his end of the Happy Deal, but other officers arrived and arrested Baker on prostitution charges.

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58 comments
TK
TK

It NEVER fails........somebody will always think something is "racist".........soooooo tired of that lame crap...................it's OLD...........

herauthon
herauthon

we get the remarks for free - lucky me

Howardstern
Howardstern

This could make a wonderful McDonald's TV spot.  What a woman would do for a double chesse burger.  Have to agree with Drake - maybe a super size in order!

casey kamarchik
casey kamarchik

Reminds me of cheese-burger crackhead in Menace II Society...

Reedmiller
Reedmiller

OMG it's SO HILARIOUS for men with desk jobs like the author Kyle Munzenrieder to make a living off of making fun of women who are in such dire straits that they'll sell their body for food.  You should be ashamed of yourself, you are missing the MUCH BIGGER PICTURE and lack humanity.

Cp_marian
Cp_marian

this is so sad. A woman forced to live in these circumstances and this article pokes fun at her expense. The woman was probably hungry. He should have donated her some meals instead of getting her to prison. So disgusting.

AzureMatty
AzureMatty

What out for my secret sauce!Do fries go with that shake?Signed,George Clinton

ALKoffice
ALKoffice

Don't the cops have anything better to do on taxpayer's money than arrest a desperate woman who just wanted to eat?

SayHi2YourMom4Me
SayHi2YourMom4Me

Sex for cheeseburgers? That's nothing. I saw this show called the Ali G show where the host was talking about how one time he traded his car for some chicken mcnuggets. His interviewee, the cheif economics adviser for the Carter administration, advised him not to conduct business while high.

Johnny
Johnny

my best friend's sister-in-law made $17833 a month ago. she been working on the laptop and got a $399100 condo. All she did was get fortunate and put into use the steps revealed on this link makecash30.......................

IAF
IAF

Wendys is sooo much better

Dashark
Dashark

Att White Parents:"There shall be no whores in the land of Israel"

punisher
punisher

happy meal has a whole new meaning hahahah

punisher
punisher

i think the hamburlar did her

orlandojon
orlandojon

Once you view the photo it seems like an equal trade

rocky bridges
rocky bridges

hold the pickles hold the lettucespecial orders don' t upset usYOU WANT WHAT!

Jake
Jake

What does it say about a society when women have to sell sex for food?! what a stinking country you people have.

Rufus123
Rufus123

Lived in Florida for a year. It is the Most drugged out, sleezed out, degraded place on the planet.   

Guest
Guest

in Florida they do it for Skittles and Bottled Tea

Guest
Guest

darn police screw up capitalism in this country.   the barter system has been around a long time, is fair, and does not create any tax liability.  this is anti-business, and clearly racially motivated, as only a WHITE prostitute was arrested....the black ho would have traded for crack cocaine...much more expensive, and instead of a tip, would have her pimp jack the john's vehicle.

Jim Bailey
Jim Bailey

Ya want fries wid dat? If she had wanted an Arby's sandwich,, I would have thrown her out of my car for being a Democrat.  

rozsconz
rozsconz

my buddy's half-sister made $14465 the previous month. she has been working on the internet and bought a $329300 home. All she did was get lucky and put to use the tips exposed on this web page..MakeCash10.comONLY

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rozsconz
rozsconz

@122112:disqus my buddy's half-sister made $14465 the previous month. she has been working on the internet and bought a $329300 home. All she did was get lucky and put to use the tips exposed on this web page ...http://trunc.it/ibqos

rozsconz
rozsconz

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Andrei Bilderburger
Andrei Bilderburger

I just want to know why this is different from going on a date and the girl wanting dinner at a nice restaurant or she won't come home with you?

Why is that different than this?

S.
S.

What a collar! The cops just swept in on all sides of this prostitute after a carefully constructed sting operation and successfully took her off the streets for a night! Bravo, bravo! Who says the tax dollars are wasted.

Carl M
Carl M

I would love to know how many Police and PUBLIC Leader have got that "MEAL DEAL". You can see from this poor girl's PIC. that she is not the bright light on the tree. It's seem's a d@m shame the @s s hole Police have to make a big deal out of this. Why don't you go to the f ucking WELFARE DEPT and PICK UP those L@ZY @S S B@ST@RD'S @ least this poor thing is trying to make a living!

Moni
Moni

Why do I get the feeling that this is a dirty cop like the one in the movie Monster. He has been buying her happy meals for 'happy deals' for a while now.

OsborneInk
OsborneInk

Many many years ago I read about an economic anthropologist who taught primates to use money in exchange for bits of food. Within days, he observed males giving females money in exchange for sex. As primates already give food for sex, the primates had an understanding that money is food. It really is the world's oldest profession, and it has always been about food.

Timothy Carl Potts
Timothy Carl Potts

Wow what a country.This shows how safe our country really is. Police got all the bad guys so now they are getting all the hookers. I bet you guys are so proud of yourselves. Good thing all of the real criminals have been locked up. Way to go boys.  Shoot and kill someone with a gun and they question you and let you go home. Ask someone to buy you some burgers for sex and you go to jail.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?

Because Brawndo's got electrolytes

R. Berthaut
R. Berthaut

Unless I'm mistaken, a "bugger" is a British term for a homosexual male, and is inapplicable to women.

1mrmonty
1mrmonty

What can i get if i offer her a quater pounder?

Scott
Scott

If you are looking to score a high end hooker, everyone knows they hang out in chick-filet parking lots.

Steve Elliott ~alapoet~
Steve Elliott ~alapoet~

"We should point out though that we're [NOT] talking about double cheeseburgers," I believe you meant.

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

Imagine what she woulda done for a Big Mac!

Hey, if she would have said it was a "donation," I think she would be okay.

Gmoney
Gmoney

Why the fuck is a cop picking up prostitutes for in the first place?

3214
3214

Yes, yes, yes, Florida is the land of drugs n it's so easy for many naive girls to become addicted.

Me
Me

So if you have hookers giving blow jobs in front of your house, you expect the police to just drive by?

Guest
Guest

and about apes from Harlem

Andrei Bilderburger
Andrei Bilderburger

Or for doing her in the behind.  That way her mouth is free to eat the cheseburgers while she's earning them.

Fred the Red
Fred the Red

I don't know what a quater pounder is.  Buy her a beeg mack and get the whole package.

Attila
Attila

One word: revenue

Andrei Bilderburger
Andrei Bilderburger

That's not the real question.  He has to pick her up to arrest her - he needs evidence she offered sex for money.

The question is whether he had her arrested before or after she provided services, and before or after she got to eat the cheese burgers.

Did she need the cheeseburgers to get the taste out of her mouth or was she really hungry?

Fred the Red
Fred the Red

No, I expect them to pick the woman up,buy the poor creature a couple of cheeseburgers, and then look for a secluded spot.

OsborneInk
OsborneInk

If you're trying to be racist, you fail because that woman's white.

Guest
Guest

the taste cums with the job!

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