Mugshots Friday: The Guy Who Wears a Bluetooth In Jail

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.


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Arrested: 4/3
Charged with: Cocaine possession
We get it dude, you have beard dreads and they're getting longer. We don't need to check up on your appearance every six months, you're no Charles Manson.

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Arrested: 3/30
Charged with: Obtain controlled substance by fraud
This is her crying.

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Arrested: 3/29
Charged with: Disorderly conduct, possession of counterfeit notes, uttering forged bills, possession of alcoholic beverage by a minor
If we're reading the charges right, The Biebs was drunkenly making counterfeit money which, if we can look past the haircut for a second, is a pretty badass way to spend a night.

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Rocky Bass
Rocky Bass

This lot does look to have crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool indeed.

RWFG
RWFG

That could be Obama's son.

rozsconz
rozsconz

@63dbf00802a3b18287b4f04bc09c7eb0:disqus --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------my neighbor's sister-in-law brought in $13278 last week. she is working on the computer and got a $462800 house. All she did was get fortunate and put to work the clues uncovered on this web page ....MakeCash10.com

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Kdubb2g
Kdubb2g

It's not a blue tooth! I said the same thing when I saw him at the jail! Turned out to be his hearing aid that happens to look like a Bluetooth device. Lol!!!

BeSerious
BeSerious

This guy is obviously a fucking G. He some how convinced the Miami PD and yourself that that large device on his ear is his hearing aid. Our justice system is top notch... top notch I say! 

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

guy with the blue tooth

 Well excuse me, for being into computers and sh!t. Aight?

SEE YAA
SEE YAA

This has got to be the "fugliest" batch of Mugshots Friday yet. lolNice job G.G.R.

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