Mugshots Friday: An Evil Beard, a Priest and a Karate Instructor Walk Into a Jail ...

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 4/24
Charged with:Possession of cannabis with intent to distribute
Anybody else feel like the beard is the real (alleged) criminal mastermind and the poor man is just a pawn in its nefarious schemes?

Arrested: 4/23
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
We chose this guy because we thought he was a priest...

Arrested: 3/25
Charged with: Strongarm robbery, battery
and this guy because we thought he was a karate instructor. Sorry, we may have thrown back a few when we picked these photos last night.

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