Mugshots Friday: The Women of Cocoa Beach

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
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Arrested: 4/5
Charged with: Cocaine possession
Sunburn, bikini top as bra, "TRAP$TAR", weird highlights. Yep, this lady spent too long in Cocoa Beach.

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Arrested: 4/9
Charged with: Burglary with assault
And here's the Thelma to her Louise.

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Arrested: 4/9
Charged with: Probation violation
This guy's clearly had a bad day, but he still is able to remain entirely expressionless. The man gives nary of fucks.


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4 comments
Bob
Bob

None of these are from cocoa beach.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

to neck brace

  You can put your bake goods...up your anus.

Ankit
Ankit

I think poop head might be Phillip Seymor Hoffman

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