We asked you
for your dirtiest and most disgusting nicknames for the Marlins much talked about home run sculpture travesty, and you delivered. We narrowed it down to seven finalists
, and Miami's vilest (AKA Riptide readers) have crowned a winner: The Tremenda Mierda Fountain.
Nice. It's blunt, but with that Latin flare. The voting wasn't even close.
Did you know that Chicago already has a Shit Fountain though? True story
. Maybe if the Marlins' thing ever breaks down, they can just replace it with that.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.