Riptide Rips Off Miami Herald's Ripoff of Palm Beach Post's "Name the Marlins Home Run Thing" Contest

"The Ugly Fuckin Fish Machine"

Ozzies's Tombstone.  What do I win?

my neighbor's mom makes $37/hr on the internet. She has been without work for 8 months but last month her pay was $21858 just working on the internet for a few hours. Here's the site to read more makecash30...........

It's flashy, loud, expensive, but ultimately does nothing. Getting ripped off South-Florida style has a new term: We just got "Marlin-rolled!"

It doesn't actually count homeruns, it's just one more way we could waste your tax dollars. Thank you Mayor Carlos Alvarez!

Thanks for this nice posting i will come again

the pussy pile

google image search for "pussy pile" and you'll see what I mean

http://www.failedhumor.com/ima...

the pussy pile

google image search for "pussy pile" and you'll see what I mean

The Exploding Plastic Interminable 

Have you seen that thing up close? Terrible spray paint job!

As for the name: Sushi Points

David Sampson pile of shiet

penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis

 David Sampson's cock

MITAP. - Miami Taxpayer's Anal Probe

The "What comes out of Jeff Loria's ass when he eats too man Skittles Sculpture"

Marlins Turd

If you build it, they will come.

phalangels in the outfield

How's this title for the thing: "Kyle spends an awful lot of time knocking the Herald, a habit that stinks of envy since he's stuck at a low-pay weekly newspaper."

Or this: "Kyle is a loser and should get a life and stop trying to generate controversy over common media traditions."

Or maybe this: "If Kyle isn't purposely making much ado about nothing, why doesn't he call it ripping off when one TV station breaks a story, and the others follow? I mean, if the other stations only report the story after it was breaking news on the first station, isn't that a rip off? Of course not, in the real world. But in Kyle's world of faux controversies and elementary school putdowns of news organizations that rejected him, apparently that logic makes sense."

Any one of those "titles" sounds great to me!

"That Big Friggin' Ugly Monstrosity That Our Tax Dollars Paid For"

Oops I Crapped My Pants!

Homo Run Feature

Miami Vagina

The Four Psychedelic Exploding Vaginas

Britto Shart.

La concha de tu madre.

The Killer of sculpture and the freaking flying spraying fish.

The Tremenda Mierda Fountain!

Humps of Shit .

Allan West

Sexplosion?

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am Dong

bare back island is fucking halirous!!

Nicki Minaj's Vagina

"The Guy Who Designed This Is Still More Talented Than The People Running The Herald". Not vulgar enough? I can always sprinkle a couple of fucks around. For example, "people" could become "fucktards".

the stillbirth

BAREBACK ISLAND.

tax payer money pay For this sh!t?

Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950’s baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the player

EXTREME WASTE of taxpayer money

BOW... Balls Over Walls...

Bow may refer to:Bow (weapon) (pronounced /ˈboʊ/), an archery weapon that uses elasticity to propel arrowsBowing (pronounced /ˈbaʊ/), to lower the head or upper body as a social gestureBow (ship) (pronounced /ˈbaʊ/), the foremost point of the hull of a ship or boat

Mardi Gras Hell-Vulva

"Butt Pirate Island" 

Marlin butt Fuck

A Marlin Goes Down on Miami

The "WTF" a.k.a The "What The Fuck!"

Shit-Stained Balls