Video: Marlins Park Includes a "Bobblehead Museum"
On one hand it's kind of cool. On the other, staring at it a bit too much could be unsettling.
Are you bobbleheads judging me? What does that headbob mean exactly? Is that a yes or a no? Do you guys think, like, I'm a cool guy? What's that, Hideki Matsui? Is that a no? Whatever. Whatever. Babe Ruth seems to think I'm cool. Hank Aaron thinks I'm super cool! Look at him bobble! Wait, why is that other Hank Aaron barely moving? Do you not think I'm cool other Hank Aaron? Are you guys even listening to me? Hate you guys. Gonna go look at the fish now. They don't judge me.
For an even better display of large headed-ness, just visit David Samson's private box.
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