Mugshots Friday: Gorbachev of the Streets

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 5/6
Charged with: Retail theft, Disorderly conduct/ breach of the peace
She's all wrapped up with a bow like a present to Miami-Dade Corrections, ready to be re-gifted to society.

Arrested: 5/8
Charged with: Criminal mischief in excess of $1,000
Dudes who wear tons of lanyards and heart-shaped necklaces and really tight hats are cool. We have a feeling his home office is crazy-- like he's got every water bill since the '70s in big plastic containers, and maybe an organized penny collection.

Arrested: 5/5
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
God bless the dads. Sure, they might go a little wild and get arrested for disorderly intoxication every once in a while. But then the mugshot camera catches their tribute to their little six-year-old daughter Destiny, and the whole thing becomes Hallmark sweet.