Mugshots Friday: Daddy's Girl

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
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Arrested: 5/22
Charged with: Cocaine possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Sir, you're wearing a choker and a sweater basketball jersey. No mean-mugging.

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Arrested: 5/22
Charged with: Child abuse (no great bodily harm), battery
Somewhere, a daddy is crying.

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Arrested: 5/21
Charged with Battery
You know those ads where Domino's admits it used to suck, but now its employees are studying mistake-pizza photos from customers and taking suggestions and making artisan pizzas that are so perfect you can't change the toppings, and bringing customers out to tomato farms blindfolded (which has a serial killer vibe to it when you say it like that)? Well, this is who works at Domino's. An accused batterer with a big neck who hates you. Send him a photo of your fucked up pizza and he will hunt you down and force you to eat it until you explode, Seven-style.



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5 comments
James G. Camp
James G. Camp

"Charged with: Possession of a controlled substanceThis lady's got a nice, personable face even with the pierced... jaw? We predict that in five years she will have cleaned up and gotten a lucrative job marketing health bars."

LOL, I predict you'll take a personal interest & try to rehab her to accomplish your own prediction for an outcome ? What's sad is deep down you have this infatuation because she seems more attractive and saveable than any of the others & you'll try to sleep with her and screw that up too.

M Z
M Z

Lets laugh at others' misfortune just for kicks. This is Miami journalism at its best. How much do they pay you to goof off?

Tattoes on face?
Tattoes on face?

Why do these idiots get tattoes on their faces and necks? Don't they know 99% of employers will never hire them?

SEE YAA
SEE YAA

The chick on pg. 3 is pretty cute.

James G. Camp
James G. Camp

But regardless of whether they have any tattoos or not, 99% of the employers won't hire them any way.

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