Mugshots Friday: Daddy's Girl
Charged with: Cocaine possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Sir, you're wearing a choker and a sweater basketball jersey. No mean-mugging.
Charged with: Child abuse (no great bodily harm), battery
Somewhere, a daddy is crying.
Charged with Battery
You know those ads where Domino's admits it used to suck, but now its employees are studying mistake-pizza photos from customers and taking suggestions and making artisan pizzas that are so perfect you can't change the toppings, and bringing customers out to tomato farms blindfolded (which has a serial killer vibe to it when you say it like that)? Well, this is who works at Domino's. An accused batterer with a big neck who hates you. Send him a photo of your fucked up pizza and he will hunt you down and force you to eat it until you explode, Seven-style.