Mugshots Friday: The Lost Tenenbaum and Madam Ginger

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 5/11
Charged with: False imprisonment, battery, resisting officer without violence to his person
Is Wes Anderson shooting a movie in Miami or something?

Arrested: 5/9
Charged with: Possession of cannabis, solicit another to commit prostitution
Ooh, the rare accused ladypimp. Her nickname better be Madam Ginger.

Arrested: 5/11
Charged with: Burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, criminal mischief, grand theft third degree
Staying with the color theme, this may be the worst burglary outfit ever. You can see it from space.