Mugshots Friday: The Lost Tenenbaum and Madam Ginger

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 5/11
Charged with: False imprisonment, battery, resisting officer without violence to his person
Is Wes Anderson shooting a movie in Miami or something?

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Arrested: 5/9
Charged with: Possession of cannabis, solicit another to commit prostitution
Ooh, the rare accused ladypimp. Her nickname better be Madam Ginger.

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Arrested: 5/11
Charged with: Burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, criminal mischief, grand theft third degree
Staying with the color theme, this may be the worst burglary outfit ever. You can see it from space.

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16 comments
Juan R. Pollo
Juan R. Pollo

Isn't that last guy the agent from The Chipmunks?

DogRobertson
DogRobertson

aint that first guy the dood from Occupy overtown article?

Cait
Cait

Gus - your comments are always so funny on "Mugshot Fridays." I really look forward to seeing the photos but more-so, I love reading your captions even more. That jerk "nanook5" has no sense of humor and is probably just bitter because he/she was probably had a mugshot and takes it way to personally. Keep up the funny shit Gus!

nanook5
nanook5

gus garcia-roberts, nothing against you personally but this post is living proof that you are one sorry-ass reporter. and no, i'm not going to tell you why. 

Chris Escobar
Chris Escobar

Haha... It is. I was there when he got arrested. If you think all this shit's funny, you should've seen him attempting to troll code enforcement with a flute, which is one of the things that got him arrested. Lol that's an interesting dude there.

nanook5
nanook5

**** you spoiled my fun hahaha

nanook5
nanook5

 lol, no. i'm actually extremely proud of my last mugshot, altho it was in BroCo.

DogRobertson
DogRobertson

 noway yo now the fun startts.....wat happened, we wants to know the story

nanook5
nanook5

so...ask the journalist.

Fat Hand
Fat Hand

BroCo is perfectly acceptable.

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