Video: Marlins' Giancarlo Stanton Almost Decapitated Logan Morrison Last Night
Of course, LoMo, the team's "Tweeter in Chief," laughed about it on Twitter (just a little while after quoting lyrics from your favorite Canadian pop song).
At least someone had something to laugh about last night. Ozzie Guillen says the game was the worst the team had played all year. Don't worry, Guillen. No one in Miami was paying attention to your team last night.
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