Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

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Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.

Holton didn't seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse.

The event went on for about a half hour before police arrived, but apparently Holton hadn't reached the big O before the big 5-0 tried to reach for her. She kicked officials and tried to escape. She also continued to flash her breasts and bra. One female officer tried to get her pants back on, but Holton bit and kicked the woman. She later claimed that the actions only constituted "a love tap."

According to HuffPo, the antics didn't end when she was taken to jail. Holton "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the arrest report.

She now faces charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and the exposure of sexual organs. Would you be surprised to learn that officers suspect alcohol may have been involved?

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143 comments
kobidobidog
kobidobidog

Religiously minded sodomistic people arrest people. Read Isaiah 1, KJV. Sodomites  had religious practices. Jesus never no not ever taught us to arrest anyone.  Hands can be washed you know.

satguy1
satguy1

I suspect something more than alcohol might have been involved.

JW
JW

Its just a damn shame that most people are still racist , It is 2012 ,WHEN WILL IT STOP ?How can we talk about stopping bullying in schools when we cant even stop racist in our own back yard.what are we teaching our children?Its just a shame.

Luv2jones
Luv2jones

CORRECTION: They beat you up and call you bitches.. LOL That was cute though.

Luv2jones
Luv2jones

WoW. You sound really intelligent and I pray to God you do not reproduce. I own my own house OUTRIGHT at the age of 32 and support myself. I have more education under my belt that your parents combined. Please do not have children.

Fgdfg
Fgdfg

niggers and blacks are low life scum of the earth... stinky monkeys

gerald
gerald

It's racist when you categorize, like if I said, stupid men make women crazy

Gerald
Gerald

And you would know because??????

Slixxs
Slixxs

haha..LOL..you are a nobody.. a 16 year kid living at home..spewing hatred and filled  with  lots of anger! grow up!  You haven't even experienced life yet...

AlwaysFairWeatherInMiami
AlwaysFairWeatherInMiami

Damn, the Heat and Marlins will be down a fake fan while she's in jail.... When something like this happens in Miami, is there protocol? Does someone just grab a random person off the street and let them know that the team is good and they're needed as a bandwagon replacement for awhile?  Fuck all you scumbag band-wagoners, you don't deserve to have sports teams!!

Zacharius
Zacharius

 She has problems dude, all drug addicts do. Have some compassion, seeing as you're human and you have problems as well.

Zacharius
Zacharius

People use others as a mirror. They judge others as they would judge themselves... Afterall we didn't get to choose our families, skin color, nation of origin, or that we were even born for that matter. People need to grow up, it's 2012, not the 50's or earlier

Zacharius
Zacharius

 wrong reply...I dont support terrorism...

Zacharius
Zacharius

 Oh wow, commenting on the size of your penis and others' penises. How mature. Cuz you know everyone gets to pick their parents, skin-color, etc. Please shut up. Noone has a choice what they look like. We don't even choose to be born. Sometimes, when I realize who I share the air I breathe with ( people like you, and other racists, black or white or purple) I wish I wasn't .

Yomama
Yomama

bath salts + mdma = horny crazy bitch

Tricks_or_treets
Tricks_or_treets

blacks stink and have nappy hair and big feet...... white people have small penis's and are soft sissies and the females have no butts LOL!!! come on people really?????? I notice that you all sing the same song... get new material as the old stuff is boring! whats funny to me is how all of you ignorant racist asses!!!! both sides now not singling out anybody... you guys attack the whole people instead of singling out the ones who write this stuff which makes all of you racist asses!!!! and I wish I could lock you all up in one spot male and female alike and just let you all kill eachother off, then maybe decent people can live together in harmony.... stop your hate and get lives!

LP
LP

 You're just as ignorant as the racist white people. Obviously most white women are NOT anorexic and MOST white men probably don't have small penises. Also, hell doesn't exist. Lol

Mommy-megan
Mommy-megan

wow how did it go from a woman masturbating to racism? What the hell is wrong with the human race? grow up!

RollBackTolls
RollBackTolls

Those tolls really made her "go to town on herself".

TeamTrayvon
TeamTrayvon

My mom's been married to my dad for 45 years while your mom had "multiple" dicks in her mouth. 

TeamTrayvon
TeamTrayvon

The difference is that black people will talk ish to your face--in addition to the internet.  White folks simply won't.   Sorry.

TeamTrayvon
TeamTrayvon

At least you acknowledge that you all have miniature penises. :-)

Lynngauth
Lynngauth

Wow, your mother must be so proud.

MrChocoholic
MrChocoholic

Rumor is she she had just finished playing "Pass the Bath Salts" 

Andy
Andy

Wow! I thought this was really funny, then I started reading the posts. I'm from Seattle and I'm White. I was in Georgia from 69 to 79. Couldn't belive the racial hatred at THAT time. Sad that it's still alive and well, from some of the ignorant trash talking I'm reading here. I guess I'll want to rethink my plans for a move to Florida.

Tricks_or_treats
Tricks_or_treats

this goes out to everyone! I know when people attack your race that it is a natural instinct to want to get even... but in actuality you are only feeding into it, and it perpetuates the situation. do your best to ignore ignorant comments after all they are only words and most of the time if you comment back these people think they are cute and will continue this Idiotic behavior.. there is nothing cute about racism and racism keeps us from really dealing with the real problems of the world.... blacks, whites and all races are being kept down these days, and we all built this country together... but as long as you feed into this superiority hatred propaganda we as people will never overcome.

Wtk123
Wtk123

She should just go on craigslist plenty of people looking for some action there.

trollhater
trollhater

Wow-this story is crazy and the comments below are even worse.  How did race even become the topic of discussion?  How about this you racist POS's-you are what is wrong with society!!! I love how brave you are in front of your keyboard in your mom's basement you F'ing trolls!!!  Get a life-it's obvious you don't leave the house much, can't function in society, and should not reproduce.  As outrageous as these comments are-DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS PEOPLE-they'll just keep coming back for more. (I know I just did but unlike others-I'm not jumping on the race card because playing the tic for tac game is ignorant.) And this is coming from a skinny white girl!

heykyleinsf
heykyleinsf

The internet is forever.  Now this woman is forever the woman that did that.  Nice assortment of judge and jury we have collected here.  Before any of you think this couldn't be you.. know that there are organic, toxic and trauma-related etiologies for fugue, delirium and acute psychosis.   But what a small price to pay, right?  One woman's life.. one woman's dignity.. one more curse against understanding mental illness... small price to pay for a laugh and a boost of each of our own self-images.   Maybe we all could look at ourselves and figure out what makes us so special and superior over anyone else having problems in their life.

BadDude
BadDude

must be the horniest lady on the planet.

Guest
Guest

BUSTED . . . RED HANDED!!!!!  Some of the evidence was in her hand; the rest of it was coming . . .

migelp
migelp

may be that was after she read the book 50 shades of gray! Be aware females 

Rj Petrucci
Rj Petrucci

Meth -  a hell of a (bad) drug - is what is osunds like.

Addicted to Motorcycles
Addicted to Motorcycles

Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves speaking as you do! You white people giving fuel to the black people calling us Caucasians racist.The largest amount of racism I've seen is amongst the black race. You guys that are trashing the black race are just as bad as the people you are trashing. Are there some black folk that fit these descriptions? Yes there are.

But there are some disgusting white folks out there too.

"Judge not...lest you be judged also in the same manner."

James Milland
James Milland

Something is very, very wrong with your State of Florida. Time for y'all to leave the union; make that sacrifice so our nation's I.Q. may immediately jump by fifty points.

aamanda.willey
aamanda.willey

@Fgdfg You're an idiot. Crawl back into your cave before you infect more people with you hate. What would make YOU think that you are supreme or better than anyone else? 

pearlsvaluables
pearlsvaluables

shame on you and your ignorance. My black friend said your mother and father feel different as they enjoy, black cock. Daddy even got jealous mom was enjoying it so much he had to get some........you ignorant bastard

theusualme
theusualme

WTF! You're a creep fucker bud.. Step away from civilization if that's how you feel. It's because of people like you humanity can't learn to better themselves. What a shame -___- ..

Erikablessed
Erikablessed

So far Motorcycle and Zacharius make the most sense on here.  Everyone needs to take a good look at themselves before they start spouting off at the mough about another nationality.  In case you weren't aware we're ALL of the same race, HUMAN!!!  It doesn't matter if you choose to believe it or not, so what?  None of us were born with hate, it's taught at home and from your environment.  Everything any of you have said against another race is nothing but a stereotype. Absolutely none of these things are true.  I know many people from many different backgrounds and countries.  I don't discriminate against anyone because it's stupid and ignornant.  What purpose does it serve to be racist? 

Habbity1031
Habbity1031

James I agree.... But you know something these sick ignorant racist people are the true outcast of the NEW American society. Not black women. So as far as I'm concerned they all can kick rocks. Leaving the union isn't far enough. I wish some of the sweet innocent victims off 911 could trade places with these racist demons. They're the ones who need to be blown up, because they certainly serve the world no purpose at all.

BlackRacist
BlackRacist

your comment indicates you support terrorism.   is it not enough that you abuse Govt assistance  is it not enough that your ghetto black.

Theesther 1981
Theesther 1981

I agree with BOTH James and Habbity here. There is a video clip of Bugs Bunny actually sawing off the whole state of Florida. Just Google it.The sad part, is that I live here in Miami Beach. If not for the weather.....Sigh

trtmntdude
trtmntdude

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. It is all you POS transplants from the north that have ruined this State. Thanks for nothing.

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