Another Florida Woman Arrested For Getting Naked and Touching Herself In Front of Traffic

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Forget this so called "zombie apocalypse" -- Florida is currently in the throes of a full blown, naked ladies on roadsides apocalypse. For the second time in just over a week, a woman has been arrested for getting naked and causing a traffic hazard. And the threat is getting closer. The latest incident happened in Broward County.

On Tuesday at about 5:40 p.m., Tracy Mabb walked into an intersection in the 800 block of South Dixie Highway in Pompano Beach and began to take her clothes off, according to the Sun-Sentinel. She first started by pulling off her top and revealing her breasts, but didn't stop there. She also gave drivers and pedestrians a full view of her "vagina and buttocks." The arrest reports claims that she did so with a "complete vulgar and indecent manner."

When confronted by police, she refused to put her clothes on, and shouted, "I don't give a fuck."

Well, clearly no fucks were given.

Last week near Orlando, another 35-year-old, bleached blonde lady, Ashley Holton, pulled a similar stunt when she pulled over on a highway, stripped down, and began to pleasure herself.

What is going on here? Are bath salts involved? Perhaps a contaminated batch of hair bleach making its way around the state? Come on ladies, we're all for you being comfortable with your bodies and loving your damn selves with no apologies, but there's a time and a place for that. It's called amateur night at the strip club.

Nice mugshot, though.

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38 comments
smeejay
smeejay

I'm somehow imagining these words coming out of her mouth..."Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!Welcome Christmas, come this way!  Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!"

tarzan322
tarzan322

If they just want their 15 minutes of fame, they should go get a job at a strip club. At least they could get paid for taking off their clothes there.

swampsquid
swampsquid

Damn it I Just wish they would quit screaming my name while doing this, Sure it's flattering but come on Really Now ?

savsavsav
savsavsav

how is that a legal mugshot..... her mouth is wide open her eyes are closed and she is crying wth

Michael Edmondson
Michael Edmondson

Looks like we have a user here folks.  Does my face look like a Hamburger to you? Weed doesn't make you act crazy man.

Yin_8o8
Yin_8o8

why is the dumb b1tch crying? lol

Sybil
Sybil

I bet pharmaceutical drugs are involved. They're destroying America. 

Master Bradster
Master Bradster

I think is the Miami HEAT fuking with these women's heads!!!

Gskeen
Gskeen

Witty writing. A great compliment to the ridiculousness of the subject matter.

My2Cents
My2Cents

....no only cheeto eating zombies

My2Cents
My2Cents

lmao..now there's a mugshot for you....bwahahah ..caption... OMG...why did you stop me I was almost there.....

Steph
Steph

Its funny how people can talk so much smack on a blog but I can bet on bath salts that they wouldn't say it in person.

Peter smith
Peter smith

OMG look what the druger doing. so  crap!

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

Fave part lmao...... "When confronted by police, she refused to put her clothes on, and shouted, "I don't give a fuck."Well, clearly no fucks were given."

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

Fave part ...... " When confronted by police, she refused to put her clothes on, and shouted, "I don't give a fuck."Well, clearly no fucks were given."

Greg Levine
Greg Levine

If they ever tried to identify her from this mug shot...how would they do it? Ummmm...hold still Miss while we drop a bowling ball on your foot?

poppyVanDueche
poppyVanDueche

Which once again proves my theory...bitches be crazy...

MrChocoholic
MrChocoholic

I mean, come on. These poor women need understanding and treatment, not derision and scorn. Their addled brains allow them to think it's okay to jeopardize pubic (OOPS) I mean pubLic safety for their own pleasure. What if this thing becomes another craze like planking, or flash mobs with real flashers. 

Glenn61
Glenn61

I remember not too long ago one could see naked street walkers at night on 79th street and in OT on 14th street.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

 Let me tell y'all a story bout a girl I knew, A broke-as b!tch with a gay-ass crew.She said that I was cute, she said that I was funny,But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money,Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass,Body like a skeleton in science class,Face beat up by the School of Hard Knocks,Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox,Its like she's skinny, fat in all the wrong places,Mothers gotta cover they babies faces,When she walks by people think she's Godzilla,Straight outa Compton y'all, naw, straight outa Thrilla,Lookin' like a zombie, walkin' like a chicken,Mouth full of shit, that's why her breath be stinkin',Just one question Dee, before you take your bow:"This gravy train's leavin, so who's retarded now?

Dsmith
Dsmith

This is America, women should be free to get naked anytime they want.

Rob
Rob

I would

seep
seep

legalize naked women

guest
guest

Bath salt meltdown.

Mike
Mike

cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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