Local Porn Stars Will Make Good on Offer to Give Anyone a BJ After Heat Championship

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During the NBA finals, local porn stars Angelina Castro and Sara Jay made a bet with two of their Oklahoma City counterparts: If their team won, they'd give the team's fans free blowjobs. Now, Castro and Jay are making plans to keep their word. Yes, a free blowjob for anyone. The event is set for August 2 at Miami Velvet but be warned there are a whole lot of stipulations on the event's semi-NSFW official site.

First, to collect your beej, you must follow both @SaraJayXXX and @AngelinaCastroX on Twitter. You must also be 21 or older and pay for your own STD testing from Talent Testing. Results must be submitted 48 hours before the big blow-off.

Participants must also consent to having their blowjob filmed and either streamed live, posted on the Internet, or sold on DVD. You can wear a mask (though probably not this one).

Members of the girls' individual sites will also be first in line. Heat team members and coaching staff will get the next go ("as long as they are [Twitter] followers!"). Come on, girls? You're really gonna make LeBron James get sloppy seconds after online-porn aficionados? But we highly doubt that will be a problem.

After the Heat players, guys who show up in any of the girls' officials shirts (including ones that read "Once You Go Hispanic Don't Panic") are up next. TeamBJNBA shirt wearers are on deck after that, followed by people wearing officials Miami Heat swag. Then everyone else.

Warning: You will be kicked out for being rude, drunk, or nasty. A male nurse will be on hand to check personal hygiene.

Somehow we feel like Oklahoma City is the real winner of this bet. Frankly, we think Charles Barkley and Skip Bayless are the real culprits who deserve to eat a million dicks, but whatever makes these girls and desperate dudes wanting a quick knob-slobbin' happy.

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t.adamson522
t.adamson522

An entire generation is ruined thanks to liberals and secularists having their way.

newlogicjackal
newlogicjackal

That's what we do here in Miami... Some places fans go nuts, and turn cars over here we have hookers, and strippers turn your ass over, and swallow the nut you just busted.

Good times...

Timmy
Timmy

Will they swallow my peter north sized spermload?

sethtes
sethtes

LMFAO. WHAT CLASS. 0.0 -___-

franklinscoin
franklinscoin

So if you pay them to do it, or give them a tip is prostitution. But if they do it for free there is nothing wrong with it? Goes to show how stupid prostitution laws are. 

Caro10
Caro10

Wow, what classy ladies.

bobbyj195371
bobbyj195371

I can't believe that you would publish a story like this. Your paper is a pathetic piece of trash. You wonder why people can't stand LeQuit and his egomaniac punks.

The_Yeti_Knows
The_Yeti_Knows

I'll throw in an order of baked beans and they can toss my salad instead..... no wonder Al Qaeda hates us

Natalie
Natalie

WOW! A couple of real gorgeous babes. 

Vinnyl954
Vinnyl954

lol fans probally think STD it stand for Suck That Dick

Jakee03
Jakee03

Way too much work for a lousy BJ from a porn star (assuming their porn stars)

Miami Ninja
Miami Ninja

Wow, nice of these gals to give free memberships to BJ's Wholesale club, right? Oh, that's not what they meant, was it?

Kevin
Kevin

THAT  was funny!!!

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

Uhh... What is this "BJ" they speak of? I new to dis country.

First timer
First timer

 South Florida is a portion of the state, not a city. Geography, learn it.

Rob Cypher
Rob Cypher

I'm sure you're a prize to look at yourself. You remind me of that meme that goes "I wouldn't hit it...just look at those sharp knees..."

Hubbub
Hubbub

I love how they try to make it sound all normal and good, there`s male nurses on standby, everyone must do a STD check, not allowed to be rude or nasty. I almost forgot for a moment that this is about some whores sukcing strangers cocks. Its not very appealing. You americans really are insane. 

Luis Gonzalez Jr
Luis Gonzalez Jr

angelina castro? queen of cuban porn? there goes my race downgrading itself again. she looks as bad as ingrid the suarez. if you want a blowjob without the publicity just go to liv on sundays or king of diamonds(cubic zirconia) mondays

Harry
Harry

every parents dream.

Joe Youngblood
Joe Youngblood

And the NBA's consent to use it's name in their URL according to ICANN's UDRP the NBA should have it shut down.

naomi
naomi

Don't they need permission to use heat player images in the background like that ...

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

 Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure

boss
boss

to much work to get some pornstar head. even though i always wanted to get some neck from both these chicks.

Gtrshark24
Gtrshark24

Besides being wrong on so many levels, aren't porn stars supposed to be good looking?

Timmy
Timmy

@Julianna Brown Have you got about two years for me to explain?

Ingrid Suarez
Ingrid Suarez

A Porn Star Me??? Why I never!!! And YOU ARE??? Cause you seem to know my name, but I have no clue who the fuck you are. So kindly remove my name from your mouth before it is done for you!!!

Hubbab
Hubbab

Yeah it just doesn`t get better then getting a blowjob right after she`s given one to 145 other nasty guys. Personally, I`d rather bate a crocodile using only my manhood. You should aim higher man, who wants a used up, stinky, smelly and skanky pornstar?? 

Billy8034
Billy8034

the back of her head looks great

ernestogoldstein
ernestogoldstein

Ya know, I really think you are giving him bad advice. You are overlooking: "i always wanted to get some neck from both these chicks" so I think he should live his dream. It may not be perfect but it could be awesome. Dude. "boss" should totally do it.

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