Miami Mom Aiming to Crack List of World's Largest Breasts with Size MMM Implants

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via Daily Mail
Double Ds? Honey, please. Local mother Lacey Wildd won't stop until she has size triple M breast implants. Yes, the already busty Miami-based mother of six hopes to crack the top five list of biggest breasts of the world by going under the knife for a thirteenth time. Her story was written up in British super-tabloid The Daily Mail (obviously), and unsurprisingly her kids are none to pleased about their mother's titty tribulations.

Wildd, whose government name is Paula Simonds, still has four kids living at home: Tori, 17, Michael, 15, Brendon, 10, and Jenaveve, 5. And she supports them by working as a glamour model, but she hopes that upgrading her already surgically altered bust size one final time will help her earn even more to support her family. She also has two older chilren, Ivy, 27, and Silas, 24.

"If I have triple M implants it will take me into the top 5 big breasted models in the world," Wildd tells the Mail. 'There is a top 5 and then everybody else is below that."

Good job on that math.

Her kids are not on board with the plan.

"I think she isn't really thinking about our opinions. What if she dies? Is she taking that into consideration?" Tori tells the tabloid. "Does she really care that her kids could be left alone?"

Local doctors aren't thrilled either. Wildd can't even find a plastic surgeon in Miami willing to do her 13th breast job. Think about that. Miami plastic surgeons won't even touch her.

"The skin around her breasts is already extremely thin, and it would be too dangerous for her to undergo more surgery," Miami cosmetic surgeon Dr. Alberto Gallerani says. "I would advise she reconsider and seek help for her surgery obsession."

Wildd, who says she's "really cool, like a normal mom", says she'd consider going outside of America for another surgery.

Wildd's Model Mayhem portfolio claims she's a former "Las Vegas Entertainer of the Year" and has done gigs at everything form trade shows to talk shows and music videos to "On line sitcomes" does keep her modeling work mom-appropriate. Her nipples are to be found no where online.

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OK, pictures of her nipples barely covered in tape while she's aiming a machine gun? Sure, but no full on nips.

Now, before we all rush to judgement, lets remember a few things. Her kids seem relatively normal, and for the most part, pretty well adjusted. Her older kids seem to being doing well enough to be living on their own, and none of her kids are addicted to bath salts. She's also not trying to pass off her plastic surgery addiction to her kids, like that other Barbie mom. So, really, you can't say that she's a horrible Mom by South Florida standards. She seems to be doing better at mothering than state senator Ellyn Bogdanoff at least.

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26 comments
tee.mac1965
tee.mac1965

Lacey, you're fake.  Why do people give you fake breasted women any props?  They are not yours.  You were not born with them.  Unfortunately that other woman that has the largest in the world, they all belong to her.  It's shameful but she didn't pay for them.  What is wrong with you people?  You want breasts that badly?  Wow...

kuakma
kuakma

Lacey, if this is what you feel comfortable doing then press on with pride. While others may not understand...it is your life and your world. Go for it!

dheeraj
dheeraj

She has right to do everything with her body that she want and if she is doing to improve his appearance and fulfil is dream then when wrong in doing. If Miami surgeon are not doing then i prefer <a href="http://www.youngerlook.com/">Breast augmentation orange county </a> to go for. 

Really?
Really?

Body Dysmorphic Disorder is a psychological disease...sad that an old woman doesn't have enough family support to get her some much needed help...yep, I said old.  Get over it.

Really?
Really?

Really...Her kids are none to pleased?  too pleased...go to third grade much?

Cashhuge.com
Cashhuge.com

my classmate's ex-wife got paid $19806 the previous month. she been working on the laptop and moved in a $546800 condo. All she did was get blessed and work up the clues leaked on this site, above

brooke0000
brooke0000

That is gross. Miami New Times is trash posting these stories. No wonder why everyone makes fun of Miami.

Tonyd
Tonyd

All three of the perverts who find something attractive about your freak show?

Paul Dicandia
Paul Dicandia

As the foremost expert on boobs, I encourage her to go larger. This is what America is all about. You build a big hotel, we build it bigger. You build a blonde with big boobs, we will make her blonder and give her bigger boobs.

Eyemjimmy
Eyemjimmy

Lacey, I would love to take you out if you are available.

Florence Watson
Florence Watson

I think it's stupid to do this...I don't understand why some women want to break such records??? As my doctor from Edelstein Cosmetic told me when I had my breast implants: the stake when it comes to such records is the health of the woman that want's huge breasts. I wonder which surgeon will perform the procedure that is easy but will affect her in the future.

Laceywildd
Laceywildd

BTW You have don't have the entire story correct. Btw . I do have a Miami Dr doing my next surgery. lmao

Laceywildd
Laceywildd

obtw I do have a DR that will do it in Miami ,lmao just have all the real facts wrong..oh well

Dan
Dan

Donkey Punch!

Jjc2164
Jjc2164

What about her ass, that is where is it's at...... junk in the trunk

Te truth
Te truth

" Think about that. Miami plastic surgeons won't even touch her." ROTHFLMAO!

Veroxidone
Veroxidone

You are going way overboard! Your actions are selfish. A mother who truly cares for their children would never put their life at risk. You may think you look good but sweetie there is a good line between over doing it!!! Please get help and stop seeking attention

tee.mac1965
tee.mac1965

You're so disproportionate...there is nothing sexy about big nasty (funky smelling) boobs and no ass.....did you get some injections in your ass to balance that shape out.

Mitchell
Mitchell

How do you plan to get the seat belt around he chest? Obviously no need for air bags with this dolt.

Dalewalk
Dalewalk

You're no doubt breaking the record for being the most shallow-headed person in the world, as well as the biggest. Not attractive at all; you look like an escaped freak from the circus. How about trying to become the world's best mom instead of the world's biggest idiot?

Imminus
Imminus

Great, you found a DR that's dumber than you. Maybe now you can find a brain surgeon who can provide some enlargement.

tee.mac1965
tee.mac1965

@Jjc2164 That's right.  That's all they think about....getting their fake boobs but forgetting their ass.  They all look like flatty patty.  It's a shame that she's looking old in the face so she felt that she'd take the attention off of the face and put them on her "bought" boobs.  Wonder how she's going to look in about 15 years? 

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