Miami Mom Aiming to Crack List of World's Largest Breasts with Size MMM Implants
|via Daily Mail|
Wildd, whose government name is Paula Simonds, still has four kids living at home: Tori, 17, Michael, 15, Brendon, 10, and Jenaveve, 5. And she supports them by working as a glamour model, but she hopes that upgrading her already surgically altered bust size one final time will help her earn even more to support her family. She also has two older chilren, Ivy, 27, and Silas, 24.
"If I have triple M implants it will take me into the top 5 big breasted models in the world," Wildd tells the Mail. 'There is a top 5 and then everybody else is below that."
Good job on that math.
Her kids are not on board with the plan.
"I think she isn't really thinking about our opinions. What if she dies? Is she taking that into consideration?" Tori tells the tabloid. "Does she really care that her kids could be left alone?"
Local doctors aren't thrilled either. Wildd can't even find a plastic surgeon in Miami willing to do her 13th breast job. Think about that. Miami plastic surgeons won't even touch her.
"The skin around her breasts is already extremely thin, and it would be too dangerous for her to undergo more surgery," Miami cosmetic surgeon Dr. Alberto Gallerani says. "I would advise she reconsider and seek help for her surgery obsession."
Wildd, who says she's "really cool, like a normal mom", says she'd consider going outside of America for another surgery.
Wildd's Model Mayhem portfolio claims she's a former "Las Vegas Entertainer of the Year" and has done gigs at everything form trade shows to talk shows and music videos to "On line sitcomes" does keep her modeling work mom-appropriate. Her nipples are to be found no where online.
Now, before we all rush to judgement, lets remember a few things. Her kids seem relatively normal, and for the most part, pretty well adjusted. Her older kids seem to being doing well enough to be living on their own, and none of her kids are addicted to bath salts. She's also not trying to pass off her plastic surgery addiction to her kids, like that other Barbie mom. So, really, you can't say that she's a horrible Mom by South Florida standards. She seems to be doing better at mothering than state senator Ellyn Bogdanoff at least.
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