Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
"Try eating this face, motherfucker."
Charged with:Disorderly conduct, breach of the peace
I want to punch you in the face, half-bearded man.
Scratch that-- this profile photo makes me want to blow you up with a bazooka. Look at that expression of smug achievement. You slapped a lady's ass too hard and then fought her-- and lost, we might add
. You didn't exactly win a Nobel Prize. Not even one of the preemptive Nobel Prizes like Obama got.
Charged with: Battery, domestic violence
And here we have the most evil kid in the sixth grade gifted program.