Mugshots Friday: Matchmaking With Drinking Buddies and Mohawks

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 5/30
Charged with: False name and ID after arrest, Drinking in public
Hey there Half-Shirt Francis, feeling lonely?

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Arrested: 6/1
Charged with Disorderly intoxication
Here, we found you a drinking buddy. This week's Mugshots Friday is all about matchmaking.

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Arrested: 6/3
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief over $200 under $1000
I'm sure this lady is just soaked in sweat because she's been doing home workout videos. But this seems like a good time to say to Miamians: STOP WITH THE BATH SALTS.

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7 comments
Bebep
Bebep

Die in a fire Tom Connor.

Angelica
Angelica

Stop this. I love Mugshots Friday.

GuestCritic
GuestCritic

Yep - this weeks captions weren't that good. Prior weeks were funnier... For goodness sakes this is MIAMI, there has gotta be better mugshots than these!!!

Kurt Russell Fan Club
Kurt Russell Fan Club

The mugshots were great. The captions were funny. You're shitting me with the first two posts right? Hating on caption copy writers?? Get a life.

Ernesto
Ernesto

IDK i thought the  Delilah reference was ok. it brought me a chuckle. 

Tom Connor
Tom Connor

wow, your mugshot friday posts are horrible...not funny at all.  Can we get a new writer?

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