Mugshots Friday: Matchmaking With Drinking Buddies and Mohawks

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 5/30
Charged with: False name and ID after arrest, Drinking in public
Hey there Half-Shirt Francis, feeling lonely?

Arrested: 6/1
Charged with Disorderly intoxication
Here, we found you a drinking buddy. This week's Mugshots Friday is all about matchmaking.

Arrested: 6/3
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief over $200 under $1000
I'm sure this lady is just soaked in sweat because she's been doing home workout videos. But this seems like a good time to say to Miamians: STOP WITH THE BATH SALTS.