Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charged with: Cocaine trafficking, tampering with physical evidence
First there was the Knicks, which seems so long ago that it is humanly impossible to remember what happened, and all documentation of that series was long ago destroyed in a fire. If we remember correctly, PJ Brown did really good.
Charged with: Possession of an open container of alcohol
Remember after Game 5 of this series, when if you turned on ESPN you would have thought that Erik Spoelstra had already been demoted to the video room and Dwyane Wade was traded to the Clippers? WHA' HAPPENED WITH THAT, JON BARRY?
Charged with: Battery
You poor, poor man. Well, at least your city still has... that bombing memorial?