Mugshots Friday: Miami Heat Championship Edition

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.


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Arrested:6/15 
Charged with: Cocaine trafficking, tampering with physical evidence 
First there was the Knicks, which seems so long ago that it is humanly impossible to remember what happened, and all documentation of that series was long ago destroyed in a fire. If we remember correctly, PJ Brown did really good.
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Arrested: 6/15 
Charged with: Possession of an open container of alcohol 
Remember after Game 5 of this series, when if you turned on ESPN you would have thought that Erik Spoelstra had already been demoted to the video room and Dwyane Wade was traded to the Clippers? WHA' HAPPENED WITH THAT, JON BARRY?
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Arrested: 6/20 
Charged with: Battery 
You poor, poor man. Well, at least your city still has... that bombing memorial?



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3 comments
Phillip Pessar
Phillip Pessar

One only need do a Google search on someones name to get Miami Dade  mug shot results from at least 4 different sites listing all Miami Dade arrests, New Times did nothing wrong or insensitive.

Caitlin
Caitlin

Your captions are so awesome - My favorites are the one about "...if Dr. Dre fell asleep at a frat party," and telling the intern to insert a zombie joke - and starting a new life with the blurry lady. Classic ;)

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It's fairly insensitive to publish someone's name here.  Yes, it's a public record, but it doesn't have to be printed.

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