Mugshots Friday: A Bird Leaves the Flock
Charged with: Aggravated battery, domestic violence
"Dat"? "Day"? "Pat"? Why?
Charged with: Aggravated battery
First he's arrested in some crazy apocalyptic bare-knuckle boxer getup, then in a Heat jersey, and now in prison-issue orange. This guy is like the Ken doll of mugshots -- you can dress him however you want. Next, we're requesting a unitard.
Charged with: Drinking on the street
This guy's mugshot is a better motivational poster than those "Hang in there, kitty!" photos with the cat dangling from the rope. (Which is saying a lot -- those posters work.) Screw your problems, yuppie, this dude just got arrested for the crime of having a cold one at home, but he doesn't have a home because he really likes cold ones, which should be a crime only if you're a total dick. But he does not give a fuck. Bring on the green baloney sandwich -- he gets hungry when he's drunk.