Mugshots Friday: A Bird Leaves the Flock
Charged with: Grand theft third degree
This lady is ready for her "Tell Me a Joke and See if I Laugh World Tour." You could put Chris Rock and Louis C.K. onstage with material they prepped for years relating especially to her life and family, and she would just look at them like they were trying to explain her calculus at 4 a.m.
Charged with: Aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer
Tattoo artists who stamp the forehead of an otherwise fine-looking gentleman like this one should toss and turn at night with the thought of the 401(k)s they've cost the world. They should hang a sign above their tattoo chair reading, "4,873 people made unemployable and counting!"
Charged with: Cocaine possession, resisting officer without violence, disorderly intoxication, prowling
Of course she was prowling. What a circa-1980s charge.