Mugshots Friday: A Bird Leaves the Flock
Charged with: Possession of more than 20 grams of cannabis, driving with license suspended
That's right, I'm including her just because I like her shirt. It's my last day -- I can do what I want.
Charged with: Drinking in public
Man, even Kobe Bryant's dad showed up to see me off? I'm verklempt. (Don't worry, we have a fine Mugshots Friday-administrating protégé lined up.)
Charged with: Fugitive on an out-of-state warrant
Sir, are your tattoos supposed to make a grown man weep? You got the one bird going one way, and then the flock on your neck going the other... I'm sorry, I'm going through a lot right now, I shouldn't be reading so deeply into your tattoos.
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