Mugshots Friday: American Flag Face

Categories: Mugshots Friday
mugshotforlogo.jpg
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For more mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

713america.jpg
Arrested: 7/5
Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance
Arrested after midnight on July 4th, of course. By law, this guy automatically becomes president now. Update: Our next commander-in-chief was busted allegedly selling Xanax at Club LIV. More info here.

713prayforyoupussies.jpg
Arrested: 6/29
Charged with: Possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of cocaine
I never thought about what happens to the spirits of you pussies when you die. I guess it does make sense that those spirits would continue to haunt the world with your hatin ass ways.

713badassbeardo.jpg
Arrested: 7/7
Charged with: Forging checks, grand theft third degree
If we looked as cool as this guy, we would probably get a big chain with the initials "BB" for Badass Beardo, which is exactly why we don't look as cool as this guy.

My Voice Nation Help
3 comments
PhillipP
PhillipP

I have seen him several times on the bus in his bikini.

Stephdlopez
Stephdlopez

Lmfao the "Holla Back" panhandler is super infamous in the SoBe DwnTwn area. He can often be seen doing donuts on a bicycle in the middle of heavy tracffic on the intersection of 5th street and Ocean Drive, or pumping his pelvis in a pink Playboy bikini in front of the triple A. No lie!

BLABLA
BLABLA

MISSED MUGSHOTS THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS!

Now Trending

Miami Concert Tickets

From the Vault

 

General

Loading...