Sarah Palin's Porn Doppelganger Will Be in Tampa for Republican National Convention

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All of Tampa is preparing for the Republican National Convention in late August, but no industry seems as excited for the conservative conference as the Tampa Bay area's strip clubs. Several titty bars are undergoing renovations and trying to outdo themselves to lure GOP fat cats' fat wallets, but one club has pulled a trump card by booking Sarah Palin's most famous porn doppelgänger, Lisa Ann.

According to Facebook, triple-X star Lisa Ann will grace the stage of Thee Doll House for two nights, August 24 and 25.

She's best known, in mainstream circles at least, for playing a Sarah Palin imitator in several movies for Hustler, including Who's Nailin' Paylin?, Obama Is Nailin' Palin, Letterman's Nailin' Palin, You're Nailin' Palin, Hollywood's Nailin' Palin, and, of course, Who's Nailin' Palin? 2. Yes, the porn industry remains even more shameless than Hollywood when it comes to putting out needless sequels.

This is just the latest stunt pulled by a strip club in preparation for the RNC.

"The only thing the adult club owners and me can compare it to is the Super Bowl -- except that it's five times bigger," Paul Allen, publisher of adult industry trade mag Night Moves, previously told the Tampa Bay Times. "You've got a bunch of people coming to Tampa Bay. They're not in meetings 24 hours a day. What do you think they're going to be doing at night? You can only eat so many steak dinners. You can only look at so many sunsets."

Several strip clubs have taken the time to remodel and will be stocking higher-end products and offering gourmet food to help attract those Republicans. Another strip club, Tampa Gold, is installing a private entrance so even the most bold-named GOPers will be able to enter the club without anyone seeing them.

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NoDemocracy
NoDemocracy

Another diversion from the truth. Our next election is shaping up to be as big of a sham as the last. Do you know why Sarah Palin's bus tour was really canceled last year? Do you know why she stayed 30 miles away from the second debate and chose the death of Steve Jobs to announce that she's not running? Know what leaked out? Sarah Palin and Cain aren't in the race for the same reason, the truth leaked out. Search PalinsDirtyLittleSecret for the BIGGEST cover up in world history before it disappears forever...

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