Victoria Jackson, Herman Cain, Joe the Plumber, and Every Other Adorable Right-Wing Kook Team Up For July 4th "Defeat Obama" Telethon

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This Fourth of July, a collection of America's most race-baiting off-their-meds pizza-gropey prominent right-wingers will beam from Las Vegas the sure-to-be-epic "Defeat Barack Obama Telethon." Think "We Are the World, but without all the talk about saving Africa, and a whole lot of talk about how our president is from Africa.

God bless America!

Before It's News put together a handy list with photographs of the amazing cast for this shindig. (Especially check out Pat Dollard's picture. That guy looks ready to bone you with Marlboro-tinged freedom.)

A few of the most prominent names:

  • Disastrous presidential candidate Herman Cain
  • Mexican-wranglin' Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio
  • Obama-is-a-schvartze-and-yes-I'm-still-alive comedian Jackie Mason
  • Not-named-Joe and not-a-plumber Joe the Plumber
  • Our sentimental favorite, Victoria Jackson, the shrill and bible-thumping former SNL cast member and Miami resident who we profiled in January.

We were so astounded by this lineup that we thought it might be a hoax. So we emailed Jackson and asked her one question: Is this real?

Her answer:

yes

So will the political action committee called the Campaign to Defeat Barack Obama really raise its $250,000 goal today? Probably. Unfortunately for the PAC, that's about what Obama raised before apertifs were even served to his Hollywood elite chums at George Clooney's house.

The "telethon" -- quotes because it won't actually be on television -- begins at 4 p.m. Eastern time today, on the radio here and live streaming here.

We'll probably check it out each time we run into our house for more beers. Because in all sincerity, what's more American than a fake plumber's right to loudly dissent with the president?

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Glenn61
Glenn61

We the people gave Pres. Obama a chance to change things, and he did make a lot of changes,,,,but all for the worse. Obama has got to go, even if it means replacing him with a milk toast like Mitt Romni.,,,,we can not afford 4 more years of President Hope and Change.

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

"Unfortunately for the PAC, that's about what Obama raised before apertifs were even served to his Hollywood elite chums at George Clooney's house." Oh, you mean the one where Oblahblah pandered to gays by saying he supports gay marriage but will let the states decide = nothing? You mean that pandering moment or other pandering moments? Okay, outside of Gus's "reporting" where he creates a narrative and tries to pass it off as news, in reality the Republicans outraised the FUCK out of O'blamer for two months in a row. In fact Romney has broken fundraising records: the Romney campaign and Republicans raised more than $100 million last month which is unprecedented. Bet you feel kinda dumb right now, huh Gus? I mean how embarrassing, right? What say you now, idiot Gus?

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

more like  'The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show '

Sir Sausage
Sir Sausage

Wow this is the kind of shit article I would expect out of Kyle "Spellcheck" Munzenwhatever.  This liberal rag only hires whiny liberals.

Twistnshout
Twistnshout

Victoria Jackson?  Perfect example of right wing mental illness. They all have to one degree or another

Greenie
Greenie

Working title.....Right wing Dimwitts supporting Mittwitt ....staring Joe the not plumber and not really named  Joe

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

 america under the gop=No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married no foul language, no red meat!

seep
seep

you are his father?

Robert Miqueli
Robert Miqueli

So there's a telethon to raise money for one rich politician, to try and beat another rich politician. Then people wonder why this system disgusts me so much,

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

His name was probably Gus Garcia until he married a guy with the last name of Roberts--he hyphenated. 

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