Chad Johnson Gets $100,000 Offer to Star in Porn

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Because the world of adult entertainment is eminently classy, a pornography company has decided to capitalize on a domestic violence case for its own publicity purposes by offering Chad Johnson $100,000 to star in porn.

Before Johnson was arrested this weekend and subsequently cut from the Miami Dolphins, he did tell the media that he'd pursue a career in porn if he football career fell through.

Here's the open letter that Corey Price of some website we don't even want to name sent to Johnson:
Dear Mr. Johnson,

I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change - although it's not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.

Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, [some website] (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that's come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.

In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a "makeup" sex video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.

In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.

Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.

All the best,

Corey Price
Yeah, Price, we're not really sure if this is a case of Johnson's "bad luck" or "misfortune." Johnson allegedly head-butted his wife and left a three-inch laceration on her face. Luck has nothing to do with it, and the misfortune certainly isn't Johnson's.

Johnson had joked with the media earlier this month that if he was cut form the team, he'd do porn.

"I'm always looking to a second job," he said. "Thinking about going into porn. It's not funny. I got to earn a living. I'm being serious. I mean, that's what I would do."

Lozada herself released a statement earlier today in which she said, "Domestic violence is not OK, and hopefully my taking a stand will help encourage other women to break their silence as well."

Offering a victim of domestic abuse an opportunity to appear in porn with her accused attacker is really twisted.

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redridinghood
redridinghood

Chad and Rupaul should make a porn movie .Chad is so tough with a woman but she deserves it for getting in bed with trash

destinydreamxxx
destinydreamxxx

I will shoot Chad for my site www.DestinyDreamxxx.com a loooonnnggg 2 hour scene ;) contact me

ned.nifty
ned.nifty

I think just for the hell of it, Chad Johnson should accept the offer to do porn. The world has already seen is solid well toned trim body naked in the ESPN photo issue--except for his cock, balls and asshole.If Johnson follows the stereotype of the black male with a long reasonably thick dick, then he has got a career. Instead of performing sole with a female, Chad Johnson could engage in some bi-sexual or male on male sex videos. Who wouldn't want to suck the dick of an profootball star or for that matter to rim out a pro player's butt. Such a sex tape would be a best seller. Who knows this might open fhe door for other superstar pro players to get their cock and balls and asshole on video, ie: Lebron James, Cabrera, Kobe.

_babyNOdrama
_babyNOdrama

@daydayzonesix @MiamiNewTimes @ShyMarcus wow

silverdadlover
silverdadlover

@CoachAustinXXX Are you sure they're not confused with the 90s gay porn star Chad Johnson - now he is really packing some meat!

Boogsmom11
Boogsmom11

@Bryan_D_Young @MattAbbatacola @MiamiNewTimes He always said that if he wasn't in football, he'd be doing porn. Now's his chance

Will Iam
Will Iam

Another black dude in porn, so what?

Frank Castle
Frank Castle

anyone notice how the porn industry offers money when someone is down, forcing them to do it...good tactic thou

CandidCorner
CandidCorner

@AlexDonno hey Donno got any tips for an aspiring writer? What's the best way to get experience?

gabeVpires
gabeVpires

@AlexDonno he should've known better, marrying an attention grabber gollldigger, that's what u get donno

Jimbo99
Jimbo99

If he's going to do this, he needs to holdout for more money.

Mike Evans
Mike Evans

It's his only way to score these days!

HarryTheHandyman
HarryTheHandyman

"he'd pursuit a career in pornography" - change to "he'd pursue"

Evette Woodard
Evette Woodard

Wowwwwwww.....go chad cause if you dont want it i will get it.......

MagicCity305
MagicCity305

@MarvB_ I know. And the porn industry didn’t waste anytime.

JawaanBJookin
JawaanBJookin

@ShesaBadOne2 lol yea he said it like 3 weeks ago if football didnt work out anymore he would do porn

AlexDonno
AlexDonno

@CandidCorner it's a good question for my good friend @DavidDwork

AlexDonno
AlexDonno

@CandidCorner I might not be the best person to ask, since I dont do much writing, but my advice is to blog like crazy

AlexDonno
AlexDonno

@gabeVpires she's insane. That doesn't excuse him for domestic violence, though

ShesaBadOne2
ShesaBadOne2

@JawaanBJookin yeah I seen that but do you really think he's serious ? Lol

DavidDwork
DavidDwork

@AlexDonno @candidcorner A good way to get your stuff out there is to start a blog, then you have all that work out there to show off

gabeVpires
gabeVpires

@AlexDonno yeah, wasted maybe a nice comeback by being an idiot

JawaanBJookin
JawaanBJookin

@ShesaBadOne2 lol yeaa i do. U dont think so?

CandidCorner
CandidCorner

@DavidDwork @AlexDonno yea I got a blog but I'm doing more news instead of op stuff. Trying to stay neutral.

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