Florida Man Smokes Synthetic Pot, Shoots Glock, Runs Around Neighborhood Naked

Categories: WTF Florida
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Here's yet another story of a Floridia
n ingesting some synthetic drugs and getting all naked and violent.
Police in Bradenton say a man who shot off a Glock in his home and then ran around his apartment complex naked had been smoking synthetic marijuana, also known as K2.

According to the Bradenton Herald, police arrived at 10:52 p.m. Sunday to find the man running around Sheridan Place Apartments in the nude. They arrested him, and neighbors reported they had heard gunshots.

The unidentified 23-year-old had been shooting off a Glock in his apartment. Luckily, no one was injured, and the bullets did not pierce his walls and fire into other apartments.

However, asked whether the drugs might have affect the man's behavior, Capt. Warren Merriman of the Bradenton Police Department told the newspaper: "We don't know."

The man was taken to a nearby hospital.

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nap1022
nap1022

@MrsSpoelstra LMAO!!! The mental image is hilarious!

EDJENNINGS808
EDJENNINGS808

@LilyMizrachi Florida Man Smokes Synthetic Pot, Shoots Glock, Runs Around Neighborhood Naked. It wasnt The Grinder was it?

HarryTheHandyman
HarryTheHandyman

I see you went back and capitalized Glock where you had missed it

 

However...

 

"The unidentified 23-year-old man had been shooting off a Glock in his own apartment. Luckily, no one was injured and the bullets did not pierce his walls and fire into other apartments. " - The whole 'fire into other apartments' part isn't too clear.  Did you mean luckily he didn't fire directly into another apartment or perhaps that luckily none of the rounds penetrated the walls and made it into an adjoining apartment?

 

"However, when asked whether the drugs may have affect his behavior, Capt. Warren Merriman of the Bradenton Police Department tells the newspaper, 'We don't know.'" - Should be "affected" not "affect"

 

"The man was taking to a nearby hospital." - Dude. TAKEN.  This one keeps getting you.

LaDi_J3sS
LaDi_J3sS

@MiamiNewTimes if he woulda smoked the real shit none of this woulda happened, but maybe got the munchies..

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