Nudist Republican In Florida Breaks Barriers For Conservative Naked People Everywhere
|Jeffrey Goldmacher, in a rare clothed moment|
"At least there's one candidate who believes in transparency," he told an audience recently. "I have nothing to hide and no place to hide it."
The flier -- which is hilarious in its own right -- contrasts a grainy photo supposedly of a naked Goldmacher snorkeling with an obviously disapproving Ronald Reagan. Sent by a women's conservative group, it demands that voters "Say yes to decency and no to nudism and atheism on our county commission."
|via Orlando Sentinel|
"Only lepers and ants live in colonies," Goldmacher tells the Orlando Sentinel.
Goldmacher, a 56-year-old retiree, also disputes the claim that he's an atheist -- he says he's Jewish but doesn't belong to a synagogue -- and says he won't promote nudism as a commissioner.
Nudist Republicans. We may have at last discovered the key swing vote in November's elections. When's the last time you went skinny dipping, Mittens?
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