Mugshots Friday: Angry Birds and the Queen of Swagger
Charged with: Loitering
The only thing this guy is guilty of is dropping the bass like a motherfucking champion, with an additional count of wub wub wub in the third degree.
Charged with: Disorderly conduct, resisting arrest
Let this be a lesson to anyone who thinks a painter's mask can protect you from being on the receiving end of an almighty asswhupping: It, uh, can't.
Charged with: Armed robbery
Deep down, I really hope this guy can use his dreadcopter hairstyle to fly ala Mary Poppins with her umbrella.
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