Mugshots Friday: Behold, A Tattooed Savior Has Come
Charged with: Out-of-state warrant (fugitive)
Why would a felon travel to Miami trying to escape a warrant? Simple: This man is actually a wise man of the Orient, come to pay homage to the Mustache Messiah. Based on the pot leaf inked on the guy's shoulder, it should be pretty easy to guess what his gift to the new king will be.
Charged with: Petit theft
There's no way anyone here has tattoos more goofily stupid than mine, this guy likely thought to himself as he walked into the police station, ready for his mugshot to ring out through eternity. After all, who would do something more asinine than put oblong tears and random numbers and whatever "LARAE" is on their face for all to see? Then he saw the photo of the Lord of the Mugshots, and he felt a great void inside of him. He closed his eyes, his tears of ink mingling with the tears that silently coursed down his cheeks, and the camera flashed.
Charged with: Cocaine possession
Speaking of camera flash: Geeze, Miami-Dade police photographers, go easy on the lights, huh? This poor guy must feel like the Mustache Messiah's three-leaf-clover ninja stars just went flying by his face.