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Mugshots Friday: Deep In The Lone Star State

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

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Arrested: 8/6
Charged with: Marijuana possession
Consider Texas messed with.

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Arrested: 8/6
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
What are the odds that this guy spent the entire ride back to the precinct in the back of the squad car screaming the lyrics to "Cum On Feel The Noize" and head banging? I'd say extremely high.

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Arrested: 8/3
Charged with: Attempted murder of a police officer
Finally, proof positive that getting a tattoo of chains and/or bricks on your body will not protect you from bodily harm, no matter how many of those suckers you get. That tattoo will, however, make it look like you're wearing the world's tightest mesh tank top.


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Jimbo99
Jimbo99

"Charged with: Disorderly intoxication What are the odds that this guy spent the entire ride back to the precinct in the back of the squad car screaming the lyrics to "Cum On Feel The Noize" and head banging? I'd say extremely high."  -- Now that would be the Batman villain, the Joker ?

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