Mugshots Friday: Everyday We Hussalin'

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

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Arrested: 8/25
Charged with: Burglary, robbery
There should be a rule that, if you can't spell the word you want tattooed on yourself, you can't get it. Then again, that would kill the comedy of guys like this spelling bee genius trying to go street with how hard he hustles, but running out of steam after the first three letters. Phonetics: Not really a great way to get a tattoo done.

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Arrested: 8/24
Charged with: Criminal mischief, resisting arrest
I'm hoping that this woman was arrested for tampering with a Coca-Cola vending machine or kidnapping people to take part in taste tests for Sierra Mist. More likely than not, this is Pepsi's viral attempt at reaching that always-hard-to-please felons market.

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Arrested: 8/24
Charged with: Battery
And the branding exercise continues, this time with a man who clearly enjoys the finer things in life permanently inscribed on him: Life, love, and Beats by Dr. Dre headphones.

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Ron Bronson
Ron Bronson

third trombonist in a ska-revival band lmao

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